Editor’s Note
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Posted on March 13, 2013
QT: Jeb & The Job Creators
By Zay N. Smith
We Have Seen the Present, and It Does Not Work:
Officials in Paxton, Ill., have ordered heavy equipment to destroy the only sledding hill in the area because there is a risk of injury when children sled down hills.
Posted on March 11, 2013
QT: Brief Recess
By Zay N. Smith
Q. When is QT like a congressman?
A. When it takes the day off.
QT will return from recess Monday.
Posted on March 8, 2013
QT: Location, Location, Location
By Zay N. Smith
News Headline: “Two Kabul bank executives sentenced to prison for fraud.”
This is what happens when bankers aren’t smart enough to commit their crimes on Wall Street.
Posted on March 6, 2013
QT: Reversals Of Fortune
By Zay N. Smith
News Headline: “Pessimists live longer than optimists, study says.”
Or think of it this way: If you are optimistic, you have good reason to be pessimistic.
Posted on March 4, 2013
QT: A Matter Of Opinion
By Zay N. Smith
News Item: “. . . In the poll, 48 percent say Obama is pursuing a path to unify the country in a bipartisan way, while 43 percent say he’s taking a partisan approach that doesn’t unify the country. . . .”
So here is where we are at:
Americans are evenly divided about unity.
Posted on March 1, 2013
QT: In What May Be A Coincidence . . .
By Zay N. Smith
The federal budget sequester will start on National Self-Injury Awareness Day.
News Headline: “Montana bill would give corporations the right to vote.”
Come to think of it:
Why not let corporations run for office?
Then our politicians could be in their own pockets.
Talk about efficiency in government.
Posted on February 27, 2013
QT: Budget Crisis Countdown Update
By Zay N. Smith
News Headline: “Tea Party rooting for sequester.”
News Headline: “At National Zoo, sequester could threaten exhibits.”
There must be something we can do to help these poor creatures.
And the ones in zoo, too.
Posted on February 25, 2013
QT: No Business Like Show Business
By Zay N. Smith
News Headline: “House Speaker Boehner says ‘it’s time to act’ on federal deficit.”
News Headline: “U.S. deficit shrinking at fastest pace since WWII.”
Boehner knows that.
As he said, he was only acting.
Posted on February 22, 2013
QT: Meanwhile, In Other News . . .
By Zay N. Smith
News Headline: “Physicists think alternative universe ‘vacuum bubble’ may destroy existence.”
News Headline: “Kim Kardashian: If I was a man I’d want to have sex with myself.”
Admit it. Aren’t there moments when you root for the bubble?
Posted on February 20, 2013