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Take Me Outside To The Hawks GameBy The Beachwood Winter Classic Affairs DeskThe NHL announced this week that the league's second annual Winter Classic outdoor game will be held at Wrigley Field between the Blackhawks and the Red Wings. Here are some of the details. * Urinal troughs will be heated to prevent "urine-bergs." * Old Style popsicles: $6.25. * Left field bleachers to throw snowballs up toward the corporate A-holes sitting in the rooftops. Corporate A-holes to throw back balled up loan papers from foreclosed homes. * Nets to be installed to protect those sitting under the upper level from falling icicles. * Fans sitting in the left field bleachers will continue their streak of 242 games of not paying attention to the game. *Chicago police will experience a revenue surge after fans write their names and address in the snow while urinating in Wrigleyville alleys. Continue reading "Take Me Outside To The Hawks Game" »Posted on July 24, 2008
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