By The Beachwood Vs. Affairs Desk
“Wisconsin officials have launched a planned multi-million dollar advertising campaign to lure millennials from Chicago,” Fox6 in Milwaukee, among many others, reports.
–
This got the Beachwood Vs. Affairs Desk thinking:
Chicago: Clout
Wisconsin: Gout
*
Wisconsin: Packers
Chicago: Carjackers
*
Wisconsin: Dahmer
Chicago: Rahmer
*
Wisconsin: Badgers
Chicago: Rats
*
Wisconsin: Dells
Chicago: Deals
*
Wisconsin: Cheese
Chicago: Cheese
*
Wisconsin: Ho-Chunk
Chicago: “Most aldermen, most politicians are hos”
*
Wisconsin: Governor Walker
Chicago: Dead Governor Walkin’
*
Wisconsin: Door County
Chicago: Danley Garage Doors
*
Chicago: Sends pols to Wisconsin’s Club Fed
Wisconsin: Hosts Chicago’s pols at their Club Fed
*
Wisconsin: Tommy Bartlett’s Water Show
Chicago: Water Department’s Shitshow
*
Wisconsin: Foxconn
Chicago: Long con
*
Wisconsin: Old Milwaukee
Chicago: Old Style
*
Wisconsin: House on the Rock
Chicago: House on the Best-Plowed Block
*
Wisconsin: Green Bay
Chicago: Green river
*
Wisconsin: America’s Dairyland
Chicago: America’s Most Uniquely Corrupt City
*
Wisconsin: Living in the sticks
Chicago: Will the charges stick?
*
Wisconsin: Joseph McCarthy
Chicago: Garry McCarthy
*
Wisconsin: La Crosse
Chicago: Double-cross
*
Wisconsin: Miller Park
Chicago: MillerCoors HQ
*
Wisconsin: Paul Ryan
Chicago: Pat Ryan
*
Wisconsin: “On, Wisconsin!”
Chicago: “Are you wearing a wire?”
*
Wisconsin: Janesville
Chicago: Jane Byrne
*
Wisconsin: Lake Winnebago
Chicago: Joe Maddon’s Winnebago
*
Chicago: Millennium Park
Wisconsin: Millennial ad campaign
– Steve Rhodes, Tom Chambers, Mike Luce
See also:
* Sweet Home Alabama vs. Sweet Home Chicago
* The Kennedy Curse vs. The Cubs Curse
* Oprah vs. Obama
* Lincoln vs. Obama
* The Ryder Cup vs. NATO
* Chicago 2016 vs. Baghdad 2016
* Tank vs. Troutman
* James Brown vs. Gerald Ford
* Hester vs. Hastert
* Cubs vs. Hawks
* Quinn vs. Quade
* Alexi vs. Everyday People
* BP vs. Big Z
* McCain vs. McRib
* Subway vs. McDonald’s
* IPRA vs. Oprah
* Marlon Byrd vs. Robert Byrd
* Lilo vs. Blago
* Rahm vs. Rob
–
Previously in Wisconsin:
* Song of the Moment: On, Wisconsin!
* Wisconsin Cheese Production Continues To Grow.
* Wisconsin’s Specialty Cheesemakers May Be Better Off Than Other States.
* Tips For Growing Blueberries In Wisconsin.
* Amid A Boom, Wisconsin Cranberry Growers Look To Future Markets.
* The Top 10 Wisconsin Insect Trends Of 2016.
* Wisconsin’s Penokees Are A Geologic Gem.
* Wisconsin Researchers Aim To Make Cows Happier.
* Wisconsin And The Extinction Of The Passenger Pigeon.
* The Life Of Land After Frac Sand.
* Blueberry Maggot Fly Poised To Expand In Wisconsin.
* Efforts To Boost Marten Numbers In Wisconsin Meet Ongoing Failure.
* How To Raise A Pizza.
* RECALL! Wisconsin Pork Sausage Patties.
* Making The Most Of Wisconsin’s Autumn Garden Harvest.
* Who Is Stealing Wisconsin’s Birch?
* How To Harvest And Process Wisconsin’s Edible Tree Nuts.
* Lakes, Cheese And You.
–
Comments welcome.
Posted on January 11, 2018