Membership Has Its Privileges
The Beachwood Reporter is an all-volunteer effort trying to become a sustainable business. Help us help you help us. Become an official member of The Beachwood Reporter‘s extended family and keep the party going. We offer a variety of membership levels. Choose the one that is right for you. You can become an elite Multiple Member eligible for our Frequent Reader Program by enrolling monthly, weekly, or even daily. Like Illinois politics, there is no ceiling to how much money you can give us.
DIRT ($10)– Discount Reporter membership for college students and drunks who in turn become eligible for our prestigious internship program.
BAUXITE ($25) – Beachwood Reporter delivered free to your browser every morning.
TIN ($50) – Beachwood Reporter delivered free to your browser every morning; eligible to nominate one record for Now Playing.
ALUMINUM ($100) – Beachwood Reporter delivered free to your browser every morning; eligible to nominate one record for Now Playing and one Must-See TV pick.
BRONZE ($250) – Beachwood Reporter delivered free to your browser every morning; eligible to nominate one record for Now Playing and one Must-See TV pick; can choose one day’s Losing Lottery Numbers.
SILVER ($500) – Beachwood Reporter delivered free to your browser every morning; eligible to nominate one record for Now Playing and one Must-See TV pick; can choose one day’s Losing Lottery Numbers; Beachwood Weather Monkey will perform at your child’s birthday party, schedule permitting.
GOLD ($1,000) – Beachwood Reporter delivered free to your browser morning; eligible to nominate one record for Now Playing and one Must-See TV pick; can choose one day’s Losing Lottery Numbers; Beachwood Weather Monkey will perform at your child’s birthday party, schedule permitting; Editor & Publisher Steve Rhodes will wash your car.
f you can’t enroll in our Enriched Uranium program, please pick Gold. I bought new sponges.
SPECIAL OFFER : If you add $100 to your membership, we will scratch your name into a brick.
GIFT MEMBERSHIPS : Includes wrapping.
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If you prefer to pay with a check rather than a credit card, please make your check out to THE BEACHWOOD MEDIA COMPANY and send it to 2618 N. Washtenaw Ave., Chicago 60647.
If you prefer to pay with cash, please deliver it in a brown paper bag to the site of the late, great Beachwood Inn at a pre-arranged time. Come by yourself, and don’t wear a wire.
If you want everyone to know what you have done, Venmo is available.
Questions or comments? E-mail me at srhodes@beachwoodreporter.com.