The Beachwood Police Raid Affairs Desk
A comparison.
Tank: Encroaches in the neutral zone.
Troutman: Encroaches on zoning.
Tank: In wrong place at wrong time.
Troutman: In wrong ward at wrong time.
Tank: Money for sacks.
Troutman: Money in sacks.
Tank: Stops the run.
Troutman: Vows to run.
Tank: Allegedly affiliated with gangs.
Troutman: Allegedly affiliated with gangs.
Tank: Teammates hire ho’s.
Troutman: Colleagues are ho’s.
Tank: Rolling papers still warm.
Troutman: Paper shredder still warm.
Tank: Kept pit bulls.
Troutman: Spewed bullshit.
Tank: Plays defense.
Troutman: Plays offense.
Tank: Gurnee police find six guns and drugs after 20 minutes.
Troutman: FBI finds way into house after 20 minutes.
Posted on January 18, 2007