By Steve Rhodes
News you can abuse.
1. Oh dear lord.
*
Awarding Mary Schmich a Pulitzer Prize is like awarding Barack Obama a Nobel Peace Prize.
2. Fill in the blank on this evergreen headline:
“Emanuel ___ Changes Save Less Than Touted.”
Today it’s garbage pickup.
3. Rahm consolidates underutilized O’Hare assets.
*
Welcoming site gets LED upgrade.
4. Quinn: Illinoisans Want Stronger Gun Laws.
Also, stronger governor.
5. Rahm Riddle:
Question: When is a Chicago elementary school with 23 kids in a classroom not considered by Mayor Rahm Emanuel to be an “underutilized” school?
Answer: When it’s his kids’ school.
6. Taste of Chicago adding drive-by shootings.
7. And it says “Baaaa!”
*
All tweets are Goat Head’s own.
8. Neither a lieutenant nor governor. Discuss.
9. Theo reviewing the tape.
10. Class action libel suit in the making.
–
The Beachwood Tip Line: Call us sometime when you’ve got no class.
Posted on April 12, 2013