By Steve Rhodes
Tweet of the Day:
KWood:”I’m retiring.”@PWSullivan:”Irrelevant, dude.Why the [bleep] would you even bring that up?”(walks away)
— Dan Bernstein (@dan_bernstein) May 18, 2012
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Previously: Kerry Wood Far Too Relevant, Dude
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Conspiracy theory: Wood announces retirement to draw attention away from Joe Ricketts!
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New slogan: We Had Wood, Now We’ve Got Ricketts.
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Vote for your favorite Beachwood tweet!
Breaking: David Duke to throw out first pitch at Wrigley today: nyti.ms/JQguCx
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 17, 2012
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Bryan Hussein LaHair reportedly on trading block. #Ricketts
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 17, 2012
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Cubs ask for $200 million to renovate Joe #Ricketts.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 17, 2012
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Wrigley renovation plan would reportedly include bringing Joe #Ricketts into the 21st century.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 17, 2012
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Cubs cancel plans for Birth Certificate Day. #Ricketts
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 17, 2012
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Jeremiah Wright rejects God Damn The Cubs Plan. Would be redundant. #alreadycursed #Ricketts
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 17, 2012
NATO Notebook II
Pesky poll positions.
Chicago Austerity
Rahm’s world.
Programming Note
Stay tuned throughout the weekend here and on Twitter and Facebook for NATO Notebooks, Crosstown Classic Capsules and Ricketts Ramifications.
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The Beachwood Tip Line: Cowboy kids.
Posted on May 18, 2012