By Andrew Reilly
Sox still trying to reassemble that 1996 Indian team.
Posted on Aug 30, 2010
Keywords: Carlos Quentin, Frank Thomas, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Manny Ramirez, Ozzie Guillen, Sammy Sosa, Yaz
By Andrew Reilly
Excuses are for losers and the White Sox.
Posted on Aug 23, 2010
Keywords: Carlos Quentin, Frank Thomas, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Joe West, Lou Piniella, Mark Kotsay, Mike MacDougal, Ozzie Guillen
By Andrew Reilly
We've got 'em where they want us.
Posted on Aug 17, 2010
Keywords: Carlos Quentin, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Jim Thome, Manny Ramirez, Ozzie Guillen
By Andrew Reilly
Two similarly flawed teams have become the division's class by default.
Posted on Aug 8, 2010
Keywords: Bobby Jenks, Carlos Quentin, George C. Scott, Gordon Beckham, Grindy McGrinderstad, Hans Moleman, Hawk Harrelson, J.J. Putz, Mark Kotsay, Mark Prior, Ozzie Guillen
By Andrew Reilly
Unknown knowns.
Posted on Aug 2, 2010
Keywords: Adam Dunn, Carlos Quentin, Edwin Jackson, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Juan Pierre, Kenny Williams, Lance Berkman, Ozzie Guillen, Prop Joe's, Roy Oswalt, Scott Podsednik
By Andrew Reilly
Choosing the path of most resistance.
Posted on Jul 26, 2010
Keywords: Andre Dawson, Carlos Quentin, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Joe Girardi, Kyra Sedgwick, Magglio Ordonez, Mark Kotsay, Ozzie Guillen
By Steve Rhodes
And now, the Circus Trip.
Posted on Jul 19, 2010
Keywords: Adam West, Bobby Jenks, Carlos Quentin, Daniel Hudson, Dwight Evans, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Joe Crede, Mark Kotsay, Ozzie Guillen, Paul Konerko, Reggie Jackson
By Andrew Reilly
Thanks to an improbably fantastic past six weeks, we suddenly have a season.
Posted on Jul 12, 2010
Keywords: Alex Rios, Andruw Jones, Billy Koch, Bobby Jenks, Carlos Quentin, David Wells, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Jake Peavy, John Danks, Matt Thornton, Nick Swisher, Omar Vizquel, Ozzie Guillen, Paul Konerko, Tom Ricketts
By Andrew Reilly
He's not even the best first baseman in the division. Or the second.
Posted on Jul 6, 2010
Keywords: All-Star Game, Andruw Jones, Carlos Quentin, Dayan Viciedo, Dewayne Wise, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Nick Swisher, Omar Vizquel, Ozzie Guillen, Paul Konerko
By Andrew Reilly
Let the Royals and Rangers of the world tremble accordingly.
Posted on Jun 28, 2010
Keywords: BP Cup, Carlos Quentin, Gordon Beckham, Hawkeroo, Jayson Nix, Metallica, Ozzie Guillen, Paul Konerko
By Andrew Reilly
Can the Sox beat crappy National League teams? Of course. They were built to be a crappy National League team in the first place.
Posted on Jun 21, 2010
Keywords: Carlos Quentin, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Jim Thome, Jon Rauch, Jose Contreras, Lou Piniella, Ozzie Guillen, Ratatouille, Ross Gload
By Steve Rhodes
Using the North Side's template isn't working.
Posted on Jun 14, 2010
Keywords: BP Crosstown Classic, Carlos Quentin, Clayton Richard, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Jerry Reinsdorf, Kenny Williams, Ozzie Guillen, Steve Stone
By Andrew Reilly
Celebrating the baseball genius of the worst part of the entire franchise.
Posted on Jun 8, 2010
Keywords: Alexei Ramirez, Aramis Ramirez, Bon Jovi, Carlos Quentin, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Mark Kotsay, Ozzie Guillen, Scott Podsednik
By Andrew Reilly
If Paulie goes to the Angels, we have next year back.
Posted on Jun 1, 2010
Keywords: Albert Pujols, Andruw Jones, Carlos Quentin, Gordon Beckham, Hawkeroo, Henry Waxman, House Committee on Energy and Commerce, Jon Garland, Kendry Morales, Omar Vizquel, Ozzie Guillen, Paul Konerko, SunAmerica
By Andrew Reilly
Engaged in a vicious, three-way battle for the bottom of a terrible division.
Posted on May 24, 2010
Keywords: Carlos Quentin, Gordon Beckham, Hawkeroo, Jose Lima, Mark Kotsay, Ozzie Guillen, Paul Konerko
By Andrew Reilly
They have reached a level of sadness only a select few clubs normally reach.
Posted on May 17, 2010
Keywords: Carlos Quentin, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, Jon Rauch, Jose Contreras, Mark Teahen, Omar Vizquel, Ozzie Guillen, Randy Williams
By Andrew Reilly
Everything is going according to plan.
Posted on May 10, 2010
Keywords: A.J. Pierzynski, Alex Rios, Alexei Ramirez, Andruw Jones, Bobby Jenks, Carlos Quentin, Electrolux, Gavin Floyd, Gordon Beckham, Hawk Harrelson, J.J. Putz, Jim Thome, Juan Pierre, Kenny Williams, Mark Teahen, Ozzie Guillen, Paul Konerko, Randy Williams, Scott Linebrink, Scott Podsednik
By Andrew Reilly
So much for Ozzieball.
Posted on Apr 26, 2010
Keywords: Alex Rios, Andruw Jones, Carlos Quentin, Carlos Zambrano, Gordon Beckham, Javier Vazquez, Ozzie Guillen, Ozzieball, Paul Konerko, Randy Wells
By Andrew Reilly
These are sad times we live in when the Cubs are 5-8 and a Sox fan is in no position to laugh.
Posted on Apr 20, 2010
Keywords: Andruw Jones, Blizzard of Ozz, Carlos Quentin, Gordon Beckham, Hawkeroo, Scott Podsednik, Wild Card
By Andrew Reilly
Giving Cleveland and Kansas City hope.
Posted on Apr 12, 2010
Keywords: Alfonso Soriano, Charlie Haeger, Mark Kotsay, Nick Blackburn, White Sox
By Andrew Reilly
His team locked in a vicious five-way tie for first place, the Guillen Meter reads nine for "ready to kill indiscriminately."
Posted on Apr 5, 2010
Keywords: Alex Rios, Andruw Jones, Carlos Quentin, Carlos Silva, Gordon Beckham, Hawkeroo, James Frey, Mark Kotsay, Mark Teahen, Omar Vizquel, Ozzie Guillen
From the bottom of Ozzie's heart.
Posted on Oct 4, 2009
Team of Destiny!
Posted on Sep 28, 2009
Playing the what if game to get to the end.
Posted on Sep 20, 2009
Inventing fantasy bad baseball, starring the Good (Bad) Guys.
Posted on Sep 15, 2009
Feels like 1998. And 2001. And 2002.
Posted on Sep 8, 2009
One week, two deplorable stadiums, three wretched fan bases.
Posted on Aug 31, 2009
Our collective devotion risks spiraling into a weird, Hawk Harrelsonian abyss of counterlogic and anti-cheering.
Posted on Aug 24, 2009
They're not out of it, but they might as well be.
Posted on Aug 17, 2009
Are the White Sox that afraid of the people of Cleveland?
Posted on Aug 9, 2009
