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The [Thanksgiving 2017] Papers

By Steve Rhodes / Posted on November 21, 2017

Beachwood HQ is now closed for the holiday. I'll still be active on social media, and I may post a few new pieces elsewhere on the site, but I'm not planning on writing a column until Monday.

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New on Wednesday . . .

Safe Stuffing
Because stuffing is an excellent medium for bacterial growth, it's important to handle the ingredients and final dish safely. Here's how.

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The African & Asian Paradise Papers
A slew of billionaires, political leaders and powerful companies caught up in the millions of files.

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FCC Wraps New Gift For Sinclair
A move that will likely result in the removal of even more safeguards designed to protect localism, diversity and competition over the public airwaves.

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New on Tuesday . . .

Fan Note: Malcolm Young's AC/DC
'As I waited in line that night for the Tilt-a-Whirl at the Last Fling Carnival in Naperville, I became acutely aware that my ass was being kicked.'

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State Board Of Elections Puts Voter Data At Risk
In a partisan vote.

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Record Waterfowl Along Mississippi Flyway
Get thee to the Two Rivers National Refuge in Illinois and Missouri - more than 350,000 birds, ducks and geese are there right now.

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TurkeyGram

Gobble Gobble Motherfuckers. #happythankgivings #chicagothanksgiving @caitlin_allen11

A post shared by Sissy Anne Quaranta (@misssissyq) on

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TurkeyBook

In Yemen's 60 Minutes Moment, No Mention That The U.S. Is Fueling The Conflict.

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Is This Professor 'Putin's American Apologist?'

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Sudden Shift At Public Health Journal Leaves Scientists Feeling Censored.

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Mexican Mother Feeds The Homeless Of Little Village And Pilsen.

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Fire The Liar: An Ode To Forrest Claypool.

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McDonald's Plans To Tear Down Its Des Plaines Museum.

Why not put it on Chicago's lakefront? Can someone mock that up for me?

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Turkey TweetWood

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"News website."

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It's true.

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The Beachwood Tronc Line: Turkey trot.

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MUSIC - Fan Note: Malcolm Young's AC/DC.
TV - FCC Wraps New Gift For Sinclair.
POLITICS - The Paradise Papers In Africa & Asia.
SPORTS - The Connor Barf Game.

BOOKS - Inside The Book Of The Dead.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Safe Stuffing.


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