By Steve Rhodes
For completists, there was no Papers column on Friday.
1. Newborn Crowned Lemur Makes Debut At Lincoln Park Zoo.
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2. $30,000 3BR On South Lowe.
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3. A Brief Visual History Of Black Muslims In Chicago.
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TrackNotes: No Gambling!
Your Kentucky Derby tout sheet.
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Beachwood Sports Radio: Pace Still Pantsed
In retrospect, the Bears’ draft still sucks. Plus: Trump-Lover Jay Cutler Joins Fox Sports; Pax & Garfield; The Cubs & Castro; The White Sox Way; and Schweinsteiger!
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Beachwood Photo Booth: Manzana
Apple band bus.
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Getting Rich Is Largely About Luck
And the richer a nation is, the more delusional their rich are.
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Steve Harvey Reportedly Screws Chicago Staff
“He never said a word about them all losing their jobs.”
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The Week In Chicago Rock
Is in pre-production.
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BeachBook
A sampling.
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country.
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Teacher: Jostens Yearbooks Are A Scam.
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Diet Drinks Aren’t Killing You.
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TweetWood
A sampling.
Brutal, personal column on @RepTomMacArthur from @tomamoran re: his betrayal on health care https://t.co/0yh8yqrpQv pic.twitter.com/4SFTGvBma6
— Matt Katz (@mattkatz00) May 5, 2017
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So how long until GoFundMe is our nation’s leading health care provider?
— Lon Harris (@Lons) May 4, 2017
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Ebony cuts a third of its staff, moving editorial operations from Chicago to L.A. https://t.co/hfCmaLTUtr
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 6, 2017
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Think about it: Instead of fixing its schools, a system promises to let students leave “failing” neighborhood schools.
— Ida Bae Wells (@nhannahjones) May 5, 2017
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— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 5, 2017
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Washington Post reporter who insulted Red Lake Falls, Minnesota as worst place in America now making his home there https://t.co/xcTjXbLLZs
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 4, 2017
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The Weekend Desk Tronc Line: Ghost ship.
Posted on May 6, 2017

