By Natasha Julius
The weather forecast this weekend is typically blustery and depressed for this time of year.
Market Update
In this time of good fortune, may we all be more nuanced in the way we assess our remaining slack.
Travel League
Do you suppose the parade route for these incredibly high-achieving kids will pass a single Level 1 public school? Or will Rahm just force them to travel north like usual?
Kid Tease
Or maybe the city will announce a parade and then cancel it when it’s too late to make other plans?
Vitale Signs
Of course, it’s pretty easy to avoid this kind of embarrassment. Just don’t let David Vitale plan the route.
Here’s Mud In The Eye Of The Beholder
Finally this week, eight liters a year? That’s what most White Sox fans drink just to get through a game.
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The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Litered up.
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The Beachwood Radio Network
* The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #14: Bearsgate vs. Tarpgate
Only Chris Conte could get a concussion while missing the tackle. Plus: Cubs waiting for shovels to go on sale, Coach K does Bulls a solid, Gordon Beckham’s four-year slump finally catches up to him, the Blackhawk who got away, this week in the Sky, and Jackie Robinson West.
* The Beachwood Radio Hour #20: The Murder Mayor, Goofball Governor Goofy & The Twinkie As Metaphor For America.
Plus: CPS creates scary hovels out of safe havens; Judy Baar Topinka, God’s Special Creature; and Ferguson vs. Chicago – The Outrage Is In Your Face.
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Chicago vs. Ferguson
The outrage is in your face. In The Week In Juvenile Justice.
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The Sound Opinions Weekend Listening Report: “Get out your skinny ties and don your best Flock of Seagulls hairdo. Jim and Greg celebrate Duran Duran, a-ha and the best of 1980’s New Wave with Mad World author Lori Majewski. Then, Jim and Greg review the latest album from iconic singer-songwriter Sinead O’Connor.”
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BeachBook
* Picture Clearing On Red-Light Cameras.
From the Asbury Park Press.
* Court Revives Suit Over Coffee Pod ‘Knockoffs.’
Defendant is Oak Brook-based TreeHouse.
* Baseball Fan Dies While Touring Stadiums.
Wrigley Field was his last stop.
* How Cincinnati Came To Borrow American Gothic From Chicago.
They asked.
* Navy Discharges Sailor Of 12 Years Because Of Her Hair.
Never a problem until she got to Great Lakes.
* Russia Hits McDonald’s.
Cold War really back on.
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TweetWood
In the Harlem Globetrotter Ice Bucket Challenge, only strips of paper come out.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 22, 2014
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Geez, Chief Keef almost has as many DUI arrests as Dick Cheney.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 23, 2014
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Dear @TheSecondCity: I will help write this sketch: http://t.co/2Ye7WUIcxL
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 22, 2014
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If life was like Facebook’s news feed, only one in 10 calls your friends make to you would actually be put through.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 23, 2014
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Archdiocese Of #Chicago A Bigger Ice Bucket Buzzkill Than I Am: http://t.co/ZJNwcDME6P
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 22, 2014
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“Tech Chief Behind http://t.co/HlDbdQkB8C Leaves White House” | Comcast probably scooped him up.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 22, 2014
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A charter watch & a neighborhood watch MT @wlsam890: @ChicagosMayor: For LLWS Championship game, there will be 2 watch parties for #JRW fans
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 22, 2014
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“I once read of a scientific experiment that would send Geraldo Rivera into space to test the effect of weightlessness on weightlessness.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 22, 2014
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“McD’s Changes U.S. Chiefs For Second Time In 2 Years” | That’s “chiefs” not “chefs”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) August 22, 2014
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.@BarackObama says “no faith teaches” what #ISIS does. Well, here are two. Left: Quran. Right: Old Testament. pic.twitter.com/7mpN68K9Kw
— Ali A. Rizvi (@aliamjadrizvi) August 20, 2014
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“The fourth law of thermodynamics” – @pkedrosky pic.twitter.com/3kGSUN0dQ2
— Conrad Hackett (@conradhackett) August 17, 2014
Posted on August 23, 2014

