By Natasha Julius
We know what you’re thinking: “If I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me . . .”
Right?
Market Update
The domestic market for Oligarchs is now so hot we’ve been forced to try importing them.
Sinking Feeling
We didn’t think drones could reach new depths, but there you have it.
Stinking Feeling
Speaking of new depths, looks like House Speaker Mike Madigan has found a new way to do absolutely nothing wrong.
Sinking, Reeling
Meanwhile, on the home front, how’s that economic recovery going for you?
Sunk
Finally this week, it turns out that sometimes turning around means moving backwards.
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The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Retrieve.
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Weekend Sports Special: Joel Quenneville’s Horse Just May Make It To The Kentucky Derby After All | Midnight Hawk Favored In Today’s Illinois Derby.
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The Beachwood Radio Network: In this edition of Beachwood International with The Angry Aussie, the boys revisit Heartbleed and Ukraine, speculate on the 2015 mayor’s race, and eviscerate as always the latest edition of Chicagoland.
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In this edition of The Beachwood Radio Hour, what the FBI director saw when he came to Chicago. Plus: Mayor Fioretti? Life With Bon Scott. Being A Chicago Democrat. Roamin’ Rahm.
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The Sound Opinions Weekend Listening Report: ABBA, Eurovision and Almost Famous.
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BeachBook
* Vice: The Peoria Police Raided My Friend’s House Over A Mayoral Parody Twitter Account.
* Obamacare Site Flagged In Heartbleed Security Review. Change your password.
* Mini Version Of Wrigley A Hit In Freeport. Soon to feature a mini Jumbotron!
* Report: More Firefighters Gamed Mileage System. Our heroes!
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TweetWood
It’s so good. RT @b_fung: Oh man, TL;DR Wikipedia http://t.co/lKZ1s72Aup pic.twitter.com/g8muIYDPzd
— EM Simpson (@charlie_simpson) April 18, 2014
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Thanks to @BeachwoodReport for scouring the planet for great #juvenilejustice items for weekly roundup:http://t.co/ldFZefvJnk #YouthJustice
— The Chicago Bureau (@ChicagoBureau) April 18, 2014
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.@BinnysBev @_diananicole90 The losers get four tickets!
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 18, 2014
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Four seasons into the Ricketts regime and the #Cubs are a bigger joke than ever RT @BarryRozner: Breaking: The Cubs have scored a run.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 18, 2014
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One of the most perfect #Chicago headlines ever: “Informant in Rezko, Carothers cases accused of stealing TIF money”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 19, 2014
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“Renteria [Like Every Manager Before Him] Wants Better Focus From #Cubs.” #ReusableHeadlineForOver100Years
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 19, 2014
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“Cubs Manager Addresses Sloppy Play With Team After Loss.” #NameTheYearOfThatHeadline #EveryYearIsCorrect
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 19, 2014
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“Medicaid Paid $12M For Illinois dead.” | It was the only way to get them to vote. #chicago #twill
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) April 19, 2014
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The CAN TV Weekend Viewing Report: CAN TV brings you local, relevant issues from Chicago’s neighborhoods and communities. See what’s happening around the city in education, the arts, government, cultural events, social services and community activities.
Perspectivas Latinas: Chicago Symphony Orchestra Latino Alliance

Members of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra Latino Alliance discuss the role of Latinos in supporting the arts in Chicago.
Saturday, at 7:30 p.m. on CAN TV21 / En Espanol Sunday at 4:30 p.m. on CAN TV21.
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Perspectivas Latinas: Healthcare Alternative Systems

Danny Olvera of Healthcare Alternative Systems highlights the organization’s efforts to enroll people in Obamacare.
Saturday at 8 p.m. on CAN TV21.
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The Decriminalization Of Drugs

Associate Professor Carl Hart of Columbia University shares how witnessing the impact of drugs on society led him to support their decriminalization.
Sunday at 9 a.m. on CAN TV21.
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The Tasks Of Feminism Today

What does “feminism” mean? Speakers from different perspectives weigh in on the role of feminism in affecting the wage gap, family life and other aspects of the lives of women in the past and today.
Sunday at 10:30 a.m. on CAN TV21.
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Revisiting The Declaration Of Rights & Sentiments

Anne Elizabeth Moore explores whether the Declaration of Sentiments, a founding document of the women’s rights movement in the U.S., is applicable to life today, and how it could be revised to fit a modern context.
Sunday at 1 p.m. on CAN TV21.
Posted on April 19, 2014

