By Natasha Julius
We’ll deal with the government; you’ve got enough to worry about.
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1. But one winner won’t get into heaven.
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2. BREAKING! Chuck Berry to hold his Winter Dance in Chicago.
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3. In our book, they’re No. 1.
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4. Home Depot Is One-Stop Shopping For Flooring, Heart Valves.
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5. Something to think about tonight: Hipsters sure looked different in the 50s.
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6. Earmark Malarkey.
Now:
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Then: Obama’s total earmark requests (when teamed up with other senators) is $399,766,475. The price tag for his solo earmark requests is $321,766,475.
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And, of course: The $3 Million Overhead Projector.
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7. But is there a porn angle?
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8. It seemed like only yesterday.
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9. “Bingo Cove can help online bingo players to forget about the bad British Chicago weather this weekend, because no soon than they touch down at Bingo Cove they will be instantly transported to distant shores.”
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10. We’ll be here all weekend keeping our eyes on these stories and more!
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The Weekend Desk Party Line: Intoxicating.
Posted on November 13, 2010