By Natasha Julius
The good news? We’ll start tracking these stories for you this weekend. The bad? We probably won’t figure them out for another month and a half.
Market Update
With the threat of deflation all too real, it appears key commodities such as Joy and Ridership have already been devalued.
Hand Job
The furor over Christine O’Donnell’s decades-old comments likening masturbation to adultery looks set to continue this week as journalists seeks further clarification. Like, would she consider it adultery if the person uses a baseball team? Or a network television audience? Or, you know, an entire friggin’ state?
Blow Job
In other news, duh. And, for a change, huh.
Top Job
In the battle for hearts and minds this week, the Anglican Church faced down Catholicism and scored a minor victory. Sure, they both spend a lot of time issuing belated apologies, but the head of the Anglican Church gets to wear way better hats.
Snow Job
And finally this week, so wha?
Posted on September 18, 2010