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Debate State
The media consensus that Chris Kennedy won last night’s Democratic gubernatorial candidates debate blows my mind. After all, at one point during the proceedings I tweeted:
Chris Kennedy is a clown. #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
Here’s a few tweets that show why I thought Kennedy’s showing was actually awful – and mind you, you can’t get a feel for his (again) awful temperament, but just think of Kennedy’s infamous elevator incident. He’s still that guy.
Biss attacks Pritzker and Kennedy pretty convincingly that they are both trying to avoid taxes – and states correctly that neither has released their tax returns so we don’t really know the full tax story. #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
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Biss wins when the two rich guys bicker with each other. #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
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Y/N?
Would you sell the Thompson center? Pritzker: Yes, others no.
Raise gas tax to pay for infrastructrue? no candidates
Chicago Casino? Kennedy yes, others no.
Bill to get rid of daylight saving time? nobody say yes
Close Chicago State University? nobody says yes @wttw— Amanda Vinicky (@AmandaVinicky) March 15, 2018
Note: Mr. Suddenly Anti-Establishment is the only one in favor of a Chicago casino, a regressive tax the Establishment craves.
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I’m not for Biss – I’m not for anyone – but he did actually spend those seven years legislating. Where the hell has Kennedy been? (Answer: He’s been “not that into politics.”)
Kennedy says Biss had seven years in the legislature to get various things done and failed. Well, Biss wasn’t in charge, but what was Kennedy doing for those seven years? Running the Merchandise Mart? How did that solve pensions, ed funding and so on? #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
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I’m not sold on Biss, but arguing whether the candidate who at first put a socialist on his ticket is progressive enough is kind of weird coming from Pritzker. #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
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Pritzker: ‘I’ve spent more than 20 years in the early childhood development arena.’ He does have more policy background than Kennedy, though he’s hardly a wonk. #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
At least Pritzker’s been in the thick of it.
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Kennedy says the LaSalle Street tax proposal, supported by Biss among many others, is ‘a solution that can’t be had.’ #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
So is every solution that challenges power, at first. Think about how many fights Kennedy wouldn’t have fought and ask if that’s the person you want as governor.
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JB Pritzker won’t say whether Joe Berrios should be re-elected. Game over. #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
Only Biss says Michael Madigan should step down as chair of state Democratic Party. #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
How much more do you need to know?
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Kennedy: Rauner is an even worse governor than those who went to prison. #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
At least the crooks got something done!
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I’d give that debate to Biss. I’d also say that if you are 51% or more cynical, you go w/JB. If you are 51% or more idealistic, you go w/Biss. Same split with risk-averse/risk-taking. JB more commanding; Biss more right. I don’t know why anyone would go w/Kennedy. #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
I just don’t get Kennedy’s appeal at this point. He’s bumbled his way through the entire campaign. He has no record to speak of. For all his supposed fire last night, he told a couple of whoppers.
As for Pritzker, the sole rationale for his campaign is his checkbook. Nonetheless, he’s still the most commanding presence, for whatever that’s worth.
I also thought he did quite well with the questions thrown at him about his offshore holdings. He didn’t appear defensive to me at all. I found his answers to be persuasive. That doesn’t mean they’re true, but the problem was that moderator Phil Ponce wasn’t properly enough prepared and familiar with the details of the story about Pritzker’s holdings that the Tribune reported that morning to adequately press Pritzker on his responses.
To wit:
Ponce asked JB if the idea of trusts was to lower taxes. JB didn’t answer and Ponce didn’t follow up. Off to a great start! #ChicagoTonight #twill
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
JB Pritzker says Tribune is wrong (as asserted by Ponce) – he does not own the duck boat company. True? Pritzker also says all offshore distributions go to charity. True? #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
Kennedy also named in Tribune story. Kennedy says his offshore holding pays taxes in U.S., Pritzker’s holdings don’t. True? #ILGovDebate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
But then, I guess it’s damaging to Pritzker when a newspaper decides to write a headline like this based on desperate rhetorical attacks it must believe are true.
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By the way, I wish the Trib had completed this reporting sooner and not just a few days before Election Day, but then again it’s difficult, complicated reporting, I get that. It also shows, again, why I hate early voting. Reporting up until Election Day – or even just things candidates do or say – always has the potential to sway voters. It would be interesting to see a study of voters who regretted their early choices because of information they learned later.
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Finally, Biss is getting beat up for expressing idealistic notions that should instead be seen as normal, such as such revolutionary ideas that there’s too much money in politics and rich people shouldn’t benefit from a skewed property tax system that in turn badly hurts the poor and middle class.
I’m not sold on Biss but I find the nature of the attacks on him from Pritzker and Kennedy to be telling.
That’s not to say he’d be a good governor. I don’t know that. He’s more of a gamble than Pritzker, who is the safe choice, if you will. Biss’s challenge has been to pass the “able to beat Rauner’s money” and “up to the job” tests in people’s minds. Only a few days left – and still a lot of undecideds. No one has closed the deal.
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To the consensus: Maybe the mainstream media mindset values spluttering in two directions outside of any context more highly than I do. Unlike the other candidates, Kennedy didn’t demonstrate a fitness for office or offer any sort of agenda. Pritzker’s pocketbook has done more for Illinois already than Kennedy’s name. Which isn’t to say I like everything Pritzker has spent his money on, but that I don’t find Kennedy to be in his league – or Biss’s. And I don’t like Biss either!
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The Great School Walkout Of 2018
Students at Juarez Academy in Chicago now beginning to walk out #NationalWalkoutDay #Enough pic.twitter.com/C9jtkWkjeb
— Aaron Cynic (@aaroncynic) March 14, 2018
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More walkout photos from Chicago. The police were displeased with the situation. One cop turned to a crowd of supporters and said, “WHO ORGANIZED THIS?” And I was thinking, “Damn dude, don’t you internet?” #NationalSchoolWalkout pic.twitter.com/A4Ro1dmkLP
— Dystopian Scribe (@MsKellyMHayes) March 14, 2018
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Chicago students walk out in silent protest of gun violence: https://t.co/Y9MbguMZ41 #StudentWalkout #NationalWalkoutDay #NationalStudentWalkout pic.twitter.com/eJ4CqcuJde
— Education Week (@educationweek) March 14, 2018
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8th grader reads a poem he wrote about he & his brother ducking gun shots in Chicago. #walkout #enough #nationalwalkout #nationalschoolwalkout pic.twitter.com/bxCaNtkuqV
— Raise Your Hand (@ILRaiseYourHand) March 14, 2018
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Hope HS (closing HS in Englewood, Chicago) student speaks: #ersbnow & by 2019. We are registering to vote. #enough #walkout pic.twitter.com/fBE1WCyv1b
— RYHAction (@RYHAction) March 14, 2018
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Student #WalkOut for #GunReform @SteinmetzCPHS in Chicago on March 14, 2018. Photography and artwork by Daria V., a senior at Steinmetz. #EnoughIsEnough #NeverAgain #NYAM2018 @ChicagoDCASE @ChicagoMayor @ChiPubSchools @MomsDemand @studentswalkout pic.twitter.com/a8g59cz7gC
— NatlYouthArtMovement (@NatlYouthArt) March 14, 2018
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Whenever you see printed signs/banners, it is Soros Media Matters ordeal. ‘Coerced’ student walkout in Chicago is ‘political indoctrination:’ GOP chair https://t.co/e99RgBL0uX #FoxNews
— Lexi Davenport (@LexiD17) March 15, 2018
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See also:
* DIY Gunshot Treatment In Chicago.
“Ujimaa Medics trains locals kids as young as 12 on how to treat gunshot wounds and how to manage crowds at the scene of a shooting.”
* G Herbo On Almost Getting Shot In The Head, Bullet Hole In His Hat, And Moving Out Of Chicago.
Witnessed his first murder when he was 8.
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Flint Town
“An alarming portrait of cops, politics and a reeling city.”
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Today’s Worst Company In America
United mistakenly flies Kansas-bound dog to Japan https://t.co/7cQWqfcn0Q
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
Here’s the giant rabbit story: https://t.co/1jlANURMvT
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
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Senators filed the Welfare Of Our Furry Friends (WOOFF) Act after the death of a French bulldog in an United airline overhead compartment https://t.co/YFnmvsb24I pic.twitter.com/YZZbq5wP41
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) March 15, 2018
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United Airlines killed a 10 month old puppy after a flight attendant forced it into an overhead bin! #BoycottUnited pic.twitter.com/gg3v97vY4U
— The Perfect Foods🇺🇸 (@ThePerfectFoods) March 15, 2018
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Sitting on a United flight surrounded by busted guitars and dead animals it’s like Ted Nugent’s rehearsal space up in here
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) March 15, 2018
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See also:
* Bloomberg: United’s Quest To Be Less Awful. From 2016!
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So it turns out:
* CNN: United Airlines Had The Highest Rate Of Pet Deaths In 2017. And In 2016. And In 2015.
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Look for the usual articles about crisis management, quoting corporate communications folks explaining to reporters how United should spin their ongoing PR disaster (as opposed to management experts explaining how United should fix itself):
* Marketing Dive: United Airlines Sees 140% Increase In Negative Social Chatter.
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Like this:
* United Airlines Shows How To Make A PR Crisis A Total Disaster. From 2017!
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ChicagoTube
United Airlines commercial, 1992.
“Nothing is more Chicago.”
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ChicagoGram
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BeachBook
A sampling.
How An Art Collective Is Mercilessly Pranking Germany’s Far-Right Politicians With Guerilla Works.
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Why Your Pharmacist Can’t Tell You That $20 Prescription Could Cost Only $8.
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A Journey Through A Land Of Extreme Poverty: Welcome To America.
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TweetWood
A sampling.
#StephenHawkingsChicago: The city council’s rules committee is a black hole where bills are sent to die.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
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A lot of stuff going on today so in case you missed. A Chicago congressman is having his congressional paycheck garnished because he owes creditors more than $1million. https://t.co/07ugn32HXZ
— John Chase (@chasejohn) March 14, 2018
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Dear Chase Daniel, new #Bears backup QB: In #Chicago, your name shall be Daniels.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
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Dodd-Frank now just Dank. pic.twitter.com/NdAvtRqIZk
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) March 15, 2018
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The Beachwood Tronc Line: Dank.
Posted on March 14, 2018

