Cubs Still A Joke
The only place better to be for a fan on trade deadline than MLB Trade Rumors is Twitter. Start with #cubs and wait to see who trends for additional hijinks.
Our favorites so far.
Wow.. Cubsmageddon tonight.
#cubs— Garrett Vermaat (@GRunner198) July 31, 2012
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#Cubs trade Mahalom and Johnson to Atlanta Braves. In related news, Carlos Marmol will be fired from a cannon into Lake Michigan.— Scott Harvey (@TheHappyFunBall) July 31, 2012
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The
#Cubs do realize that getting a guy named Arodys and a guy named Chapman is not the same as getting Aroldis Chapman, right?#NoCigar— Chris Reed (@birdbrained) July 31, 2012
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Soto has been traded to the
#Rangers. He’s gonna be so upset when he finds out weed is illegal there.#cubs#TCM— Total Cubs Move (@TotalCubsMove) July 31, 2012
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@dat_cubfan_dave: Heard this: Someone tried to hug Dempster and he 10&5’d ’em right in the face. Out cold.#Cubs— ClarkAddison (@ClarkAddison) July 31, 2012
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Source: After discovering him in the ivy, the
#Cubs have now traded Andre Dawson to the#Giants.— Rich MacLeod (@richmacleod) July 31, 2012
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NBC WILL ANNOUNCE REED JOHNSON’S NEW TEAM ON AUGUST 3RD VIA TAPE DELAY.
— Not Buster Olney (@TrippingOlney) July 31, 2012
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It’s been 8 minutes and we still don’t know where Reed Johnson got traded.Is this what it was like to live in the 1800s?
— Ahmed Fareed (@AhmedFareedTV) July 31, 2012
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@ahmedfareedtv No, actually, the 1980s.— Ex-Pat PGH Girl (@expatpghgirl) July 31, 2012
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Nicely done! RT
@mgirard13:@waddleandsilvy Breaking Ryan Dempster has rejected the Reed Johnson trade….— Waddle and Silvy(@WaddleandSilvy) July 31, 2012
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DeJesus in left center, LaHair in right center. RT
@sarahspainGoing to#Cubs game tonight. Hope they have enough players to field a team.— Brett Taylor (@BleacherNation) July 31, 2012
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@sarahspain#Cubs haven’t had enough “players” to field a team all season if you want to get technical.— Can’tStandYa (@WalkinShoesON) July 31, 2012
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@connartist99#cubs news-organist Gary Pressy was just traded to Miami for a Numark dual CD mixing board & year subscription to Spotify— Brian Duttlinger (@rxdude94) July 31, 2012
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#rejectedolympicevents The#Cubs free style hug and hand shake relay event— Jeff G. (@Gerb3X) July 31, 2012
Posted on July 31, 2012