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The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report

By Eric Emery

Will the Bears make it to the Super Bowl? Will the Bears adopt a Super Bowl theme song? Will we have to endure endless nostaligc ramblings about Mike Ditka and the punky QB? Of course. But just like the sure-to-be-revived SNL SuperFans skit, just because we know it’s coming doesn’t mean we have to like it.


Chicago at Arizona, Monday October 16, 7:15 PM
Matt Leinart’s only hope is to unload the ball in 1.5 seconds before the porous offensive line succumbs. Every time the cameras fall on Arizona coach Dennis Green, I expect to hear a laugh track. Nobody likes the Cardinals, even Bears-haters. Eat it up for another week, Kool-Aid Nation.
Pick: Chicago minus 10 points/Over 37 points.
For a Bears win:
Sugar in The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid: 100%
Recommended sugar in The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid: 95%
Catch up with Eric Emery’s horrible season-long picks in the Over/Under archive. And check in every week with his Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Reports. Write Eric at Eric_Emery12345@yahoo.com. Shame him publicly in the Kool-Aid forum.

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Posted on October 14, 2006