By Jim Coffman and Steve Rhodes
The Bartman Bears. Plus: Derrick Rose Is Not A Fully Formed Human; The Blackhawks In The Cover 2; and Outlawing Sports Gambling Is Un-American, And We’re Not Going To Sit Here And Listen To You Badmouth The United States Of America.
SHOW NOTES
* Ozzie Guillen
1:57: The Bartman Bears.
* The [Accountability] Papers.
* Half a coach, a whole clown and a sleepy smokehouser.
* Steve Bartman.
* The Bears are 6-6!
* Defensive scheming.
* Blood not boiling.
* Professor Trestman.
* Play-Calling For Cutler Dummies.
* Vanilla Bears.
* Everything but the Shuffle.
* Jay Cutler is a franchise-killer.
* The Meatballs Were Right.
24:11: Anti-Journalists.
* You should hate PR, not give PR advice.
25:33: Derrick Rose Is Not A Fully Formed Human Being.
* Derrick Rose Sitting Out Games So He Won’t Be Sore During Future Meetings And His Son’s Graduation.
Breaking: Derrick Rose to sit out next game so he’ll be fresh for 2028 Nike shareholders meeting. #Bulls
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) November 13, 2014
Breaking: Derrick Rose to sit out next game so he can attend HS graduation pain-free in 2025 after actually taking classes this time. #Bulls
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) November 13, 2014
Breaking: Derrick Rose just crossed another game off the schedule so he can have a catch with his future son in 2025. #Bulls
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) November 13, 2014
* Jimmy The Butler. Jimmy Likes To Shoot.
* Charles Barkley Calls Out Derrick Rose In A Way Far Smarter Than Local Apologists.
* David Axelrod sucks.
Derrick Rose Tweaks Brain Muscle; Return Is Questionable.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) November 14, 2014
* Derrick Rose Is The New Jay Cutler.
* Sports Fans Are The Most Ignorant Blowhards On The Planet.
39:50: The Blackhawks In The Cover 2.
* Seabrook’s cheap shot.
* Sports Fans Are The Most Ignorant Blowhards On The Planet (Con’t).
* Company Man Kasper.
* Kaner vs. Rose.
* Swedish Shot-Blocker Available At IKEA.
* Derrick Rose Is The New Joe Mauer.
54:13: Outlawing Sports Gambling Is Un-American, And We’re Not Going To Sit Here And Listen To You Badmouth The United States Of America.
* New NBA Commissioner: Legalize Gambling.
* Harry Reid, Chris Christie.
* New NBPA President Calls Salary Cap Un-American.
* Stick it to The House!
STOPPAGE TIME: 5:24.
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Posted on November 14, 2014