Another Beachwood Special Report
* Rename the U of C “Columbia University.”
* Shift bid to Columbia College and hope for confusion.
* Ply selection committee with Bruce Rauner’s wine.
* Sorry, Lucas, we need that lakefront site back!
* Obama High School is back on!
* Enlarge the gift shop.
* New location: Obama Pier!
* Take care of Barack’s parking tickets.
* Add an ESPN Zone to the mix.
* Get Barack his old law instructor job back.
* Send dead fish to selection committee.
* Rename Washington Park after a president who got stuff done, and who maybe is black.
* Subvert the public process to make sure city elites get what they want regardless of anybody else’s interests. Even more.
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Posted on January 15, 2015