By The Beachwood Jury Room Affairs Desk
What they’ve really been doing all this time.
* Arguing about the finale of Lost.
* Leash training the courtroom cat.
* Waiting for Paul the World Cup octopus to quit dicking around on Priceline.com for a flight out of Berlin.
* Writing Yelp reviews of every downtown restaurant that delivers lunch.
* Playing the world’s longest game of Rock Paper Scissors.
* Haggling with book agents and movie studios.
* Waiting for the defendant to testify.
* Reminiscing about the time they convicted George Ryan.
* Trying to figure out which one of them is Keyser Soze.
* Waiting for judge to respond to request for transcript of Blago’s appearance on Celebrity Apprentice.
* Waiting for Apple to approve Poll The Jury iPhone app.
* Trying to convince Henry Fonda to change his vote.
– Scott Buckner, Matt Farmer, Athenae, Beachwood Mark, Paul Clark, Steve Rhodes
Comments welcome.
Posted on August 6, 2010