By The Beachwood Bar Association Affairs Desk
“Chicago Mayor Richard Daley’s papers are in order,” WBEZ reports. “He could pick up his legal career if he wants to once he leaves City Hall.”
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“He didn’t do it, heh-heh. Everybody knows that.”
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“Objectacation, your Honor!”
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“I would now like to scrootenize the witness.”
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“Whaddya want me to do, your Honor, pull down my pants?”
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“No. No. No. Uh, that’s . . . no. Uh-uh. Heh-heh. No.”
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“Objectification, your Honor!”
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“Evidence? What if I put some evidence up your butt? Then you’d see evidence.”
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“I will not give you that headline, your Honor! No! Heh-heh. No. You want a headline? Go get one. But I will not give it to you.”
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“I request a recession.”
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“It’s like, bang-bang, I mean, boom. So, no.”
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“Obgestion!”
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“I’ll file a motion. I’ll file all the motions you want. Come and take your motions, any of ’em. Whatever ones you want. Yeah, I’ll file ’em. Heh-heh.”
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“The defense rests its casing, your Honor.”
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Posted on September 13, 2010