Fright Night!
We have the guest list.
* Rahm Emanuel to go as a Democrat.
* Pat Quinn to reprise old role as a reformer.
* Jesse Jackson Jr. to go as someone who isn’t about to get indicted.
* Sandy Jackson to go as a resident of Chicago, with some help on her costume from people who actually live here.
* Jean-Claude Brizard to go as someone who just left his job by “mutual agreement.”
* CPS students going as data points and political props.
* Michael Madigan going as a selfless public servant. Oops, Ed Burke has the same costume!
* Ald. Joe Moreno to go as a progressive. In other words, he’ll just have his everyday costume on.
* Joe Moore to go as Pat Quinn.
* Todd Stroger to go as Todd Stroger because he’s just that lazy.
* Richard M. Daley to go as Sgt. Schultz because he’s really good at knowing nothing.
* Garry McCarthy to go as the police chief, which is to say he’ll go as Rahm Emanuel.
* Rod Blagojevich to go as a former governor wrongly imprisoned.
* George Ryan to go as a former governor wrongly imprisoned.
* Jim Thompson to wear prison stripes just for a laugh.
* Joe Berrios to go as Peter Griffin ’cause he’s a family guy.
* Patrick Fitzgerald to go as U.S. attorney just one more time to indict the lot of them.
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Comments welcome.
Posted on October 31, 2012