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What Are The Odds That Santa Claus Actually Comes To Town?

By MyTopSportsbooks

With just days until Christmas, children and adults across the globe are hoping to get all the presents on their wish lists. Once again, one man is deemed with delivering all these presents the world over. Will Santa Claus once again get the job done? Is this the year that Santa doesn’t show up? Will Santa’s sleigh break down during his journey? Will he deem you naughty and put coal in your stocking? Once again beating everyone down the chimney the most reliable and accurate odds/information source on the web MyTopSportsbooks.com posted odds on all things related to Santa Claus!
“Now that everyone has a camera on their phone the race is on to be the person to video Santa Claus joyfully yelling, ‘Ho, Ho, Ho!,'” said MyTopSportsbooks.com spokesman Geoff Johnson.
Analysts at MyTopSportsbooks.com posted the following odds regarding Santa Claus and Christmas:


Santa gets snowed in: 1000/1
Santa oversleeps: 25/1
Santa puts coal in your stocking: 3/1
Santa is real: 1/100
Santa is seen eating cookies in your kitchen: 1000/1
Over/under on Santa’s weight: 240
Santa gets stuck in your chimney: 2/1
Santa’s Christmas delivery list gets hacked: 5/1
Which city will Santa need to stop in to service his sleigh?
Mogadishu: 3/1
Caracas: 3/1
Alderaan: 3/1
Pittsburgh: 3/1
Santa shaved off his beard: 25/2
Santa upgraded to a more modern uniform: 25/2
Where Santa will vacation on December 26:
Scottsdale: 3/1
South Pole: 8/1
Silicon Valley: 20/1
Pittsburgh: 1000/1

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Posted on December 23, 2014