Half Of The Greatest Band Ever Is Still Greater Than The Whole Of Anyone Else
1. Takin’ a Ride. Take another pill from your purse.
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2. I’m in Trouble. Try suicide; well that ain’t no fun.
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3. Favorite Thing. Wanna be something; wanna be anything.
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4. Hangin’ Downtown. Bus stop. Bus stop. Bus stop. Bus stop.
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5. I Don’t Know w/Buck Hill. Sweet smell that you adore; think I’d rather smother.
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6. Color Me Impressed. Can you stand me on my feet?
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7. Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out. Let’s get this over with; I tee off in an hour.
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Fuck that clock!
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8. Achin’ to Be. We ain’t the Beach Boys.
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9. Androgynous. Kewpie dolls and urine stalls will be laughed at the way you’re laughed at now.
Note on comment: Joan Jett did a crap-ass cover of this once.
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10. I Will Dare. I ain’t lost yet; I must be a winner.
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Alternate view.
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11./12. (I Will Dare)/Love You Till Friday/Maybellene.
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13. Merry Go Round. The wind’s blowing out of key with your sky.
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14. Wake Up. And wonder where you are.
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15. Borstal Breakout (Sham 69 cover).
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16. Little Mascara. All you ever wanted, was someone Ma’d be scared of.
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17. Left of the Dial. [Chills]
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18. Alex Chilton. What’s that song?
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Backstage view.
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19. Swingin’ Party. If being alone’s a crime, I’m serving forever.
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20. Kiss Me on the Bus. Okay, don’t say hi then.
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21. Waitress in the Sky. We can get Bob Mould up here, buddy.
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22. Can’t Hardly Wait. Jesus writes besides me; he never buys any smokes.
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23. Bastards of Young. Clean your baby womb; trash that baby boom.
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Encore
24. Hold My Life. Until I’m ready to use it.
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25. I.O.U. Never do what you’re told; plenty of time for that when you’re old*.
Final words: I owe you nothing.
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*Also, never grow old.
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Comments welcome.
Posted on September 18, 2013