By Steve Rhodes
Which is America’s real sweetheart?
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Meanwhile Taylor Swift is the greatest songwriter in america because she seems like she’d push your hand off her thigh #america
— Lydia Loveless (@lydia_loveless) March 25, 2015
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The fact that she looks like she is still pursing her first boyfriends semen behind her lips is another matter. #maybeisaidtoomuch
— Lydia Loveless (@lydia_loveless) March 25, 2015
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Sex is gross, don’t talk about it unless you’re modeling lingerie so men will want to fuck you but if they do say no so you can write a song
— Lydia Loveless (@lydia_loveless) March 25, 2015
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I hope that one day people are as hypnotized by my “curvy” “thighs” and “hips” and “husky voice” as they are by Scarlett Johansens cuz JFC
— Lydia Loveless (@lydia_loveless) March 25, 2015
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We have now reached the end of “lydia has been reading magazines” tweets
— Lydia Loveless (@lydia_loveless) March 25, 2015
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By the way:
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And, previously:
I mean, really. Christ.
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I just realized we don’t know how to play any of the covers we do. We just learn, record, and immediately wipe the memory. Ha
— Lydia Loveless (@lydia_loveless) March 11, 2015
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Which one said this?
“I have a very sad job history. My last one was at a restaurant called Grand Day. They were one of those open from 6-3 breakfast places and the owner was a gross sexist idiot who hired me because he thought I was hot and fired me like three days later because I’m an awful server and I seem to be incapable of smiling at customers. My favorite was working in the kitchen at a vegan restaurant. Because I could just listen to Danzig, chop vegetables, and be an asshole all day.”
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Writing about ex-boyfriends.
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“My guitar player calls me a bowl of sunshine.”
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Finally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I beseech you:
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Case closed.
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Comments welcome.
Posted on March 26, 2015