By Steve Rhodes
At least with Derrick Rose it was a knee we were all thinking about. #imageinourminds
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Grant DePorter announces he’ll blow up Jay Cutler’s groin tomorrow at noon at Harry Caray’s and serve the remnants in their pasta.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 20, 2013
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“Let’s just set aside for now Jay Cutler’s groin and Josh McCown’s remarkable performance and the signing of Jordan Palmer and the 41 points the team scored in Washington on Sunday while still managing to lose as Lance Briggs and Charles Tillman watched from the sidelines helpless and hobbled as RG3 led his team on its last-minute winning drive,” our very own Jim “Coach” Coffman writes in SportsMonday.
“We’ll get to all that soon enough. For now, let’s step back to consider what happened with 6:15 left in the first half and Washington punting from their own 28.”
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Obama Vs. The World
Remember when Barack Obama was going to restore our relations with the rest of the world? It hasn’t quite worked out that way.
Inside Oprah’s Auction
Jewel-encrusted scale; Stedman Graham’s spine.
The Most Famous Book Set In Illinois
In Local Book Notes.
The Weekend In Chicago Rock
Including: Dope, SOiL, The Sounds, The 1975, Random Rab, The Misfits, The Eagles, Bonobo, Animal Collective, Michal Menert, Blockhead, Gemini Club, Deltron 3030, Minus the Bear.
FCC Ignores Local TV News Consolidation
Companies including Tribune are using shady tactics to buy up TV stations and build new national media empires.
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BeachTweets
15 Ways Rahm Emanuel Tells You To Fuck Off. #DarkBuzzFeed
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 18, 2013
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Souperfund Site: 16-Year-Old Can Of Campbell’s Soup Found Inside EPA’s #Chicago HQ: http://t.co/BiQh1uZ1XE
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 18, 2013
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Dem Aldie Says Vote GOP For Gov MT @georgeacardenas: A Quinn ‘no’ to UNO: http://t.co/YlbDIp2Jjb Let’s give Quinn a big LatiNO next elec
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 19, 2013
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Latinos are tired of being a political football I stand by that yes.
— George Cardenas (@georgeacardenas) October 19, 2013
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Daley, Under Oath, Can’t Recall Being Mayor: http://t.co/ZMFrHyaoLC | #chicago
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 19, 2013
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New Jane Mayer on CIA torture coverup & lies to Congress & how Obama has become chief protector of the torture lies. http://t.co/DLMi3ZHcf2
— GarethPorter (@GarethPorter) October 18, 2013
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Yup. RT @CourtClerkBrown: “In Pursuit of Excellence,” Perfecting Our Results. #cccbureauretreat2013 pic.twitter.com/sTy2eQcmVL
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 19, 2013
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Simply astounding. RT @MCJJustice: “20,000 homeless CPS students. 10 empty homes per student in cook county.” –@BridgetGainer
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 19, 2013
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Red Roof Rutherford
GOP gubernatorial candidate vs. Hyatt.
I stay at @RedRoofInn & get Complimentary WiFi.
— Dan Rutherford (@RutherfordDan) October 21, 2013
I go to @PaneraBread, order coffee & get complimentary WiFi.
— Dan Rutherford (@RutherfordDan) October 21, 2013
I stay at Oak Brook @HyattLodge on the @McDonalds campus, & they want to charge me $9.95 for basic internet
— Dan Rutherford (@RutherfordDan) October 21, 2013
Candidates forum @OakBrookChamber, paying 4 times more than my @RedRoofInn discount hotel by staying @HyattLodge & they charge for internet
— Dan Rutherford (@RutherfordDan) October 21, 2013
Outrageous is @HyattLodge stay is 4 times more expensive than @RedRoof & yet @HyattLodge charges for internet
— Dan Rutherford (@RutherfordDan) October 21, 2013
I called the @HyattLodge desk & left message for manager telling I will not use internet service, they taking advantage of their guest
— Dan Rutherford (@RutherfordDan) October 21, 2013
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The Beachwood Tip Line: Free with your room.
Posted on October 21, 2013

