By Steve Rhodes
“No One At Controls When Blue Line Trains Crash.”
Also, no one at the controls when U.S. government crashes.
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“Half-Mile Journey Of CTA ‘Ghost Train’ Baffles Investigators.”
I suspect a ghost payroller.
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“CTA Crash May Have Saved Some Government Jobs.”
In that case, today it’s the Red Line’s turn.
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“U.S. Attorney: Shutdown ‘Quite Disruptive’.”
Snitches put on furlough; wiretaps turned off.
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“Illinois Readies For Potential Federal Shutdown.”
Mail fraud frenzy expected as snitches put on furlough, wiretaps turned off.
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“@HDH36: How do you feel about that government shutdown?” Clown Show. Yawn. #LetsStartOver
— Tom Morello (@tmorello) October 1, 2013
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Government Shutdown, possible Wrigley/Old Style Shutdown. Troubling times, indeed.
— Old Style (@OldStyleChicago) October 1, 2013
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“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.” – Mark Twain
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) October 1, 2013
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#Shutdown fact: After 2 weeks, Mall is privatized. “Welcome to the PepsiCo-Anheuser Busch Lincoln Memorial: Get Emancipated From Thirst!”
— Dan Trombly (@stcolumbia) October 1, 2013
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$DJIA reacting positively to the government shutdown, up almost 70 points at noon ET
— Anthony De Rosa (@AntDeRosa) October 1, 2013
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The Beachwood Tip Line: A Boozy Allen joint.
Posted on October 1, 2013