By Natasha Julius
Contrary to recent reports, we have not been suspended by our parent company. We are, in fact, on strike.
Market Update
Maybe the rest of the world is right to complain about our economic stimulus plans. After all, we’re already inflicting a Bear market on our nearest neighbor.
Glory Daylight Savings
Of course, if the current situation is a little much for you, it’s a good weekend to fall back to the good old days.
Thunder Down Under
The “race” for ruler of Chicago promised to get interesting this week as former senator Carol Moseley-Braun accused Rahm Emanuel of “cutting and running” on a weakened President Obama. Not that she would know anything about such activities herself.
Brady Slump
Meanwhile, in the race for Illinois Chess Club President, Bill Brady has finally conceded he is slightly less socially adept than Pat Quinn. Which, frankly, ouch.
Damn Right.
The really sad part is, politicians have actually gotten more likable in the past two years.
Notre Shame
And in other news, duh.
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The World’s Greatest College Football Report
Is in and available for your perusal and anything else you may want to do with it, like make an important call or two to kickoff. We don’t care what you do with it; it’s really none of our business.
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The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Cut and run.
Posted on November 6, 2010