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The [Friday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

Isn’t there some sort of civil penalty a judge can levy for purposefully trying to get out of jury duty?
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From Chip Rowe’s How To Get Out of Jury Duty:
I’m allergic to justice.
I get dizzy if I try to weigh evidence.
An eye for an eye? I say we take his head for an eye! (Point at defendant)


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How Not To Get Out Of Jury Duty.

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How Larry David Got Out Of Jury Duty.

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Don’t Let This Happen To You.

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Not Funny.

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If She Can’t Get Out Of It . . .


Elsewhere in the Beachwood
* Drew is back! Signs I Am Getting Older.
* A highly bettable Belmont.

The Beachwood Tip Line: Put your thumbs on the scale.

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Posted on June 4, 2010