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The Weekend Desk Report

By The Weekend Desk B Team

Natasha Julius left Beachwood HQ abruptly on Thursday and is reportedly in hiding. We’ll fill in until her situation is resolved.
Facebook Feed: John Kuczaj knew something was up yesterday when www.eTrade.com temporarily redirected to www.YouAreSoVeryFucked.com.
Market Update
Futures in Illinois leaders took a big tumble this week as the entire sector seemed to collapse under the weight of its own venality and cluelessness.


Daley’s Situation
Chicago Shore sure to follow.
Facebook Feed: John Kuczaj 12 = The over/under on the number of new liquor licenses that will go to Daley-connected businesses.
The Starlin Castro Era
Next disappointment arrives.
Facebook Feed: David Brummer Turned on the WGN radio this morning to hear the hosts rave about “Starling” Castro.
Don’t Toews Me, Bro
All used up.
58% Of America Fails IQ Test
42% Say United-Continental Merger Will Increase Airline Prices.”
Super Bowl Ads Created By White Men
Who have never been kissed before.
Beachwood Nation Confirms Scientific Study
Used double-blind studies last night.

The Weekend Desk Tip Line: Expand and contract.

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Posted on May 8, 2010