By Natasha Julius
Don’t worry, everyone. If the pigs don’t get you, the leaping carp will.
Market Update
Home values in Lakeview showed a staggering increase this week. Well, you know, relatively speaking anyway.
Rio Grande
The 2016 Olympic Games isn’t the only high-profile event to trade the Windy City for the Marvelous City. Apparently Block 37 may also be moved to Rio.
Pressed Press
Mayor Daley left no doubt this week who he feels is responsible for the rapid exodus for our fair city. Apparently, the media Chicago media is so vicious it is now causing itself to leave.
Will Fare-L
Forbes Magazine this week named Will Ferrell Hollywood’s most overpaid actor. Ferrell earns a mere $3.29 for each dollar he is paid, making him slightly more profitable than the CTA.
Bearly Diplomatic
Perhaps already preparing for the potential fallout of a Sunday night home loss, Chicago officials have announced that, should the Eagles win, Donovan McNabb will be recalled.
Justice Delayed
Finally this week, duh.
Posted on November 21, 2009