By Steve Rhodes
“If you study the history and crunch the numbers, you start to get a clearer picture of the challenge facing your Tampa Bay Lightning,” John Romano writes for the Tampa Bay Times.
“Technically speaking, the team is toast. Give or take a miracle. At least that’s the pessimistic interpretation of the statistics in front of me. Since the National Hockey League went to its best-of-seven format in the Stanley Cup final, the team leading after five games has gone on to win the series 78.3 percent of the time. That’s disturbing. In fact, if you’re a Lightning fan, it’s downright depressing. And, heaven knows, depressed and disturbed is no way to start a new week. So we’re here to offer five reasons why you should tell hockey historians to go shove it today.”
You’ll have to click through to find out what those mildly persuasive at best reasons are.
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This Chicagoan might have a rough week.
Tweets Of Lightning Fandom Land Chicagoan In Tampa Owner’s Suite: http://t.co/rVQr4r2OvB | #chicago #blackhawks
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 15, 2015
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How New York Times writer Monica Davey bonded with her father over the Blackhawks when they were lousy.
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Cubs Bracing For Wild Night Inside, Outside Wrigley.
#Blackhawks One Win Away From North Side Riot.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 14, 2015
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In Case Of Stanley Cup Victory: Don’t Break Glass.
At first I thought this read “In Case Of Stanley Cup Victory: Break Glass” and was going to honor it as an inspired headline. They went a different direction.
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Even The Stanley Cup Goes Through Airport Security.
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Tampa Tribune: Chicago Newspapers’ Cup Coverage Overflows With Hope.
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The Cub Factor: Hawk-Like
Not quite. Yet.
The White Sox Report: We Should Know Better
Tyler Flowers uber alles.
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Chicagoans’ Worst Nightmares
Most of ours have already happened.
The Weekend In Chicago Rock
Featuring: Wire, St. Vincent, Chives, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, White Lung, Heart, Dennis DeYoung, Skrillex & Diplo, Buddy Guy, Syl Johnson, The Dreaming, Rush, Ken Vandermark & Nate Wooley, The Rebirth Brass Band, Michael Zerang & the Blue Lights, The Great Fusilli, Richard Thompson, and mewithoutYou.
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House Party!
At AnySquared Studio, which houses Beachwood Media.
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BeachBook
* The Sunday Times’ Snowden Story Is Journalism At Its Worst.
* Exclusive: Inside Washington’s Quest To Bring Down Edward Snowden.
* Six Drone Facts From New History Sudden Justice.
* Historic Chicago Subdivision In Decay.
* How The ‘Black Tax’ Destroyed African-American Home Ownership In Chicago.
* United To Pay Over $1 Million To Settle Disability Lawsuit.
* Passengers Aboard Diverted United Flight Spent Night In Unheated Military Barracks.
* Jury Deciding Reputed Mob Associate’s Fate In Chicago Extortion Trial.
* One Day At A Time: Chicago Rendezvous.
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TweetWood
A sampling.
“Next Knight News Challenge Will Focus On Data” | One of these years they’ll get around to journalism. #HaventTheyAllFocusedOnData?
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 14, 2015
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#Chicago Couple Owns Highest Home In Tucson: http://t.co/COXpznLMfF
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 14, 2015
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OH in Logan Square: “He’s dressing in a suit and tie now, like he wants to be Don Draper.” “Well, we all go through phases.” “That’s true.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 14, 2015
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CA$H doesn’t have to own Congre$$ – support The Fair Elections Now Act http://t.co/umFoZWHMAz @MAYDAYUS #GetMoneyOut pic.twitter.com/RJRkYfg01V
— Michael Golden (@UnlockCongress) June 14, 2015
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Can Big Car Turn Garfield Park Into The Next Hip Neighborhood – In Indianapolis? http://t.co/jefzKZxpZV
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 14, 2015
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Well done, @artinstitutechi. #Blackhawks #PlayoffBeards pic.twitter.com/V2bjorqE2H
— Marcus Leshock (@marcusleshock) June 14, 2015
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The Beachwood Tip Line: If necessary.
Posted on June 15, 2015

