By Steve Rhodes
The Beachwood elves threw together this abbreviated holiday column.
* 15% – 20% Of Christmas Gifts Are Crap.
* The Amazon Grinch And Germany’s Unhappy Elves.
* Rock ‘N’ Roll History From Chicago Native’s Caribou Ranch Up For Auction.
* Inside The Indiana Megadairy Making Coca-Cola’s New Milk.
“That dairy, called Fair Oaks Farms, doubles as America’s one and only dairy theme park, a bit of Americana that interrupts a monotonous stretch of Interstate 65 between Chicago and Indianapolis.”
* Oldest Man In America Dies At 110 In Rockford.
* Smart Bar To Undergo Renovations In January.
* The Former CIA Agent Who Prompted The Torture Report Speaks From Prison.
“Obama’s intelligence policy is essentially an extension of the Bush administration, but bloodier.”
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This is still something liberals have not come to grips with, despite mounds of facts. It’s satisfying to focus anger on Dick Cheney – and certainly correct – but the evidence could hardly be stronger that the Obama administration is far more guilty of war crimes, secret government and modes of tyranny (including an all-out offensive on journalists and whistleblowers) than Cheney-Bush. Liberals have never been able to get their heads around who Obama really is; it’s too counter to their media-massaged perception and their deeply baked-in beliefs and self-view of sophisticates battling the ignorance of rednecks and Palinites. It’s necessarily self-delusional, lest their worldview be shaken to the core. It’s almost like too devastating a psychological breakdown would occur should they acknowledge their own complicity in everything they profess to be against.
* Roger Waters: A Gitmo Story.
* Doonesbury: Mr. Tobacco & Mr. Alcohol.
* In Brooklyn, A Pattern Of Guns That Seem To Have Been Planted On Black Men.
* State Aid To Prop Up Nukes? Exelon Says No – In Ohio.
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TweetWood
It takes a special, power-serving hack to call Warren’s mild pushback against Wall Street a “jihad” http://t.co/UHsyfKojLa
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) December 24, 2014
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DODDS RECORD SHOP | helene smith photography | http://t.co/W0eVgGXL3P #records #vinyl #GrandRapids #music #vintage pic.twitter.com/1jUTq8umDA
— helene smith (@helene_smith) December 24, 2014
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Channel 2 is looking for a meteorologist: http://t.co/HUpHRd8EVH
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 24, 2014
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The CTA Holiday Train: Four-and-a-half stars on Yelp – http://t.co/hfHSpOxIkj
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 25, 2014
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Brazen MT @kurtopsahl: From the Dep’t of Burying News: OIG reports on FBI use of Section 215 http://t.co/vj2vtgR92d http://t.co/rpj6jNHVhw
— Barton Gellman (@bartongellman) December 25, 2014
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a little Chicago-style Christmas… | helene smith photography | http://t.co/yyt2l7UZ4b #Chicago #Christmas #bars pic.twitter.com/KY9yqikemO
— helene smith (@helene_smith) December 25, 2014
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NORAD reports Santa delayed after sleigh booted in #Chicago.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 25, 2014
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Santa denied permission to buzz the tower at O’Hare. “That’s a negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 25, 2014
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“We’re gonna need a bigger sleigh.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 25, 2014
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Whatcha packin’, Santa? “We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons …
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 25, 2014
…, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ muscle.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 25, 2014
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7 Reasons Why #TheInterview Is The New #ItsAWonderfulLife.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 25, 2014
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Change of plan. pic.twitter.com/2r1eQJN5Dq
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 25, 2014
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#tbt Jesus Just Left Chicago. http://t.co/q4hn7LrZq7
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) December 25, 2014
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The Beachwood Tip Line: Packin’.
Posted on December 25, 2014

