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The College Football Report: The Undefeated, Overrated And Offshore

By Mike Luce

At this point in every college football season, and certainly every season since the dawn of the BCS, talk turns to the undefeated teams – who has a chance of making the championship game, what will happen if more than one team finishes undefeated, would any currently undefeated team still make the championship game with only one loss, is the BCS fixed to favor Notre Dame, why can’t any team from a conference other than the SEC win the championship, how will the championship be determined next season, how does the BCS formula work, which is the most overrated undefeated team, and will Georgia Southern cover the spread against #6 Georgia on November 17.
Should you find yourself in a conversation about any of the above, fear not, The College Football Report has the answers. In order, they are: any team ranked #1-10 in the BCS entering the weekend (except South Carolina and Louisville); the over/under for columns on the “final BCS controversy” will be set at 9,000; yes; no; because the SEC is much, much better at football than anywhere else in the country – see “chinstrap conference”; tiddlywinks; suffice it to say, computers are involved; Louisville; yes, in fact we are already looking for the game on offshore gambling books.

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Posted on November 2, 2012

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Funyuns & Obscenities

By Carl Mohrbacher

Don’t Call It A Comeback*
Honestly, I don’t know what you call that game against the Panthers, but it certainly evoked an emotion that has got to be akin to how women view 90% of their sexual encounters.
You grit your teeth through 52 minutes of a performance that, aside from the four free appletinis that lead you to this dazzling display of mis-execution, would be considered a complete waste of everybody’s time at best, until you take the initiative, get on top, and grind out a winner at the very end.

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Posted on November 1, 2012

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