By Eric Emery
The moment we’ve been waiting for is at hand. The question on everyone’s mind will finally be answered: Will the Bears soil themselves at home again and be one-and-done, or will they progress by waiting to soil themselves next week?
I refuse to force my Christian tradition upon you, so I refuse to ask the question “What Would Jesus Do?” Then again, if we ask “What Would Ditka Do?”, Ditka might shine His light upon thee and grant you peace. Let’s face it, He is the last person that got you to the Promised Land. So . . . What Would Ditka Do?
Manage Grossman. As a quarterback, it’s important to get the ball in the hands of your playmakers. For the Bears to win, Grossman needs to hand off the ball three times, let Brad Maynard punt, and thus get the ball into the hands of the Bears’ playmakers – Devin Hester and the defense.
Tank Perry. Give Tank Johnson the ball on the goal line and tell him to run as if the cops are after him.
Posted on January 10, 2007