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TrackNotes: Breeders' Classic No Longer In Eye Of Beholder

By Thomas Chambers
American Pharoah's race to win - at a crappy price.

Posted on October 30, 2015

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #75: Black Cloud Moves From Bulls To Bears

By Jim Coffman and Steve Rhodes
Team hid Jeremiah Ratliff's mass murder threat in latest cover-up. Plus: A Cubs Post Post-Mortem: Not Yet Royal; Dominican Republic Dominates; Bulls' Black Cloud Lifts; and Wait 'Til Next Year For The Blackhawks?

Posted on October 30, 2015

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: A Certain Level Of Cool Indifference

By Carl Mohrbacher
For the first time in over a year, Chicago will have to figure out a way to contain Adrian Peterson as well as the NFL did.

Posted on October 28, 2015

The Season In Limerick

By Steve Rhodes
And Hammel shit the bed.

Posted on October 27, 2015

Primetime Live 1989: Wait 'Til This Year

Back To The Future
Deja vu all over again.

Posted on October 26, 2015

The Allure Of Cage Fighting

Apparently It's The Weird Possibility Of Transcendence
Thrown author here to explain.

Posted on October 26, 2015

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #74: The Cubs' Confusing Conclusion

By Jim Coffman and Steve Rhodes
2016 or bust - the honeymoon is finally over. Plus: Back to the Future Was An Awful Movie And Huey Lewis Sucks; Jeremiah Ratliff's Bye-Bye Week; When It Comes To Aggrieved White Sox Fans, Cubs Fans Should Feel Fine About Gloating; Duncan Keith's Sudden Surgery; and Derrick & Joakim.

Posted on October 23, 2015

TrackNotes: Keeneland > Wrigley

By Thomas Chambers
The Lexington, Kentucky, a venue that will out-mecca the one on the North Side any day, especially now that the Ricketts' have their mitts on the "ballpark."

Posted on October 22, 2015

Fantasy Fix: Best Defenses

By Dan O'Shea
Scoring machines.

Posted on October 22, 2015

Where's Your Plan Now?!

By Marty Gangler
Daniel Murphy vs. Christopher Coghlan, c'mon!

Posted on October 19, 2015

SportsMonday: The Bears' 10-Second Saga

By Jim Coffman
I'm going to argue it isn't even a legitimate beef.

Posted on October 19, 2015

F The Goat

By Tom Latourette
This club's been like a ship on the ocean; the Titanic with a fanbase full of hope and devotion.

Posted on October 19, 2015

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #73: Cubbin' It

By Jim Coffman and Steve Rhodes
Postseason Paradise. Including: Metropolitans vs. Cubopolitans; Ron Coomer Is An Awful Announcer; Chasing Utley; No Flipping?; Bears Try To Save Season With Must-Win Game!; and Hoiberg Hooey.

Posted on October 16, 2015

Mets Mania Shows Area Men, Pols & Local TV Newsfolk Are Idiots Everywhere

CBS2's Jennifer McLogan Reports
A Hollywood ending.

Posted on October 16, 2015

Fantasy Fix: Always Absent Alshon

By Dan O'Shea
The biggest mystery in fantasyland.

Posted on October 15, 2015

Chief Relief; Lion Down On The Job

By Carl Mohrbacher
Boy that's a crappy looking team they got over there in the mitten.

Posted on October 14, 2015

Song Of The Moment: Go, Cubs, Go!

By Steve Rhodes
I've actually always liked this song, which I admitted to my friends earlier this season. I'm not sick of it at all.

Posted on October 14, 2015

Upping The Cubs' Nickname Game

Kiddie Kubs Still Too Kute
George Sun, Charles Schwarb.

Posted on October 14, 2015

The Truth About Joe Maddon

By Steve Rhodes
Actually not a magic man, mama.

Posted on October 12, 2015

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #72: Joe Cub

By Jim Coffman and Steve Rhodes
Manager of the Forever. Plus: Playoff-Bound Bears 10-Point Underdogs; Enough About The Bears, Let's Talk About The Cubs; The Bears' Plan; Blackhawks Belabor Banner-Raising; Enough About The Blackhawks, Let's Talk About The Cubs; and Beer Talk.

Posted on October 9, 2015

Cute Kiddie Cubs Pass Playoff Audition, Cuddle With Champagne, Complicate Feelings

By Steve Rhodes
Like many, I have a complex relationship with the Cubs.

Posted on October 8, 2015

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Yeezus Christ You Guys

By Carl Mohrbacher
Hurry up with the damn croissants.

Posted on October 8, 2015

If Joe Maddon Were Mayor . . .

Another Beachwood Thought Experiment
Taxes become voluntary, but for some reason you'll want to pay.

Posted on October 6, 2015

SportsMonday: Forte Not Jay

By Jim Coffman
Little noted: Forte is second in the league in rushing - and only five yards behind leader Adrian Peterson.

Posted on October 5, 2015

What If?

By Marty Gangler
That loudmouth White Sox fan you work with . . . would still be a loudmouth White Sox fan. Let's be real.

Posted on October 4, 2015

The Season In Verse | Could Hardly Be Worse

By Roger Wallenstein
But Robin will return/The Chairman rewards loyalty. But how in the world/Is his manager still royalty?

Posted on October 4, 2015

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #71: Kiddie Kubs Get Playoff Audition

By Jim Coffman and Steve Rhodes
Invited to cute play-in game. Plus: Inside Coach Coffman's Castle; The Immorality Of Daily Fantasy And Their Native Radio Announcer Advertising Tools; Jerry Reinsdorf's Pet Cemetery; The Ridiculous Resurrection Of Jay Cutler; The Bulls Are Back Dragging D-Rose's Baggage Around; and the Positive Coaching Alliance.

Posted on October 2, 2015

The Spongebob Cubs

By Thomas Chambers
Juice boxes for everyone!

Posted on October 1, 2015

The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: Fury Road

By Carl Mohrbacher
Congratulations on your exciting day of yardwork, tax prep, abortion, or any of the other activities more entertaining than watching the Bears.

Posted on October 1, 2015

MUSIC - The Week In Chicago Rock.
TV - Cricket vs. Brexit.
POLITICS - Trailer: Swing District.
SPORTS - Ryan Pace's Narratives Are Killing Us.

BOOKS - Chicago For Dummies.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - The Sears Motor Buggy.


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