Day 9 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
On the 9th day of Christmas, the Beachwood gave to me
a practical alternative to a Christmas tree
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O Christmas Pole, O Christmas Pole
This year I’ll take no chances
O Christmas Pole, O Christmas Pole
You need no leaves or branches
$2.99 at Ace Hardware
A metal stick just standing there
O Christmas Pole, O Christmas Pole
You’re so convenient!
O Christmas Pole, O Christmas Pole
You stand there at attention
O Christmas Pole, O Christmas Pole
Give cheer without pretension
No ornaments to hang about
No lights to plug, but then go out
O Christmas Pole, O Christmas Pole
Free of maintenance
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Previously in The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas, brought to you by our very own Tom Latourette:
– Day 1: Have a Dysfunctional Family Christmas
– Day 2: Little George Bush
– Day 3: Hillary, Hillary
– Day 4: O Holy Grill
– Day 5: Christmas Lingerie
– Day 6: I’ve Got Erectile Dysfunction This Christmas
– Day 7: 1908
– Day 8: ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas At El Taco Bandito
Posted on December 22, 2007