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Indonesian Journal: My Chicago Hedge Fund Manager Was A Fraud

By Brett McNeil

Poof!
One of the last things I did in August before heading to O’Hare for my flight to Jakarta was to cut a check for $5,000 to a hedge fund manager and friend of my mom’s named Jim Brandolino.
He’d been managing money for my mother and me for more than seven years, and his little investment pool, based on the quarterly statements he provided, was the only investment I had that was anywhere near successful.
I figured I’d park some additional savings with Brandolino while I was away earning peanuts in Indonesia and tap the funds when I got back for a security deposit and rent on a new apartment.
It seemed like a decent idea. I’d just seen Brandolino at my going-away party the month before and he was in fine fettle: The funds were plodding along, we were making better-than-modest money in a shit market, and Brandolino was working on a book to share his investment strategies with the wider world.
He bought me a beer at the party and toasted my Southeast Asian adventure. To your success, he said.
To my success! A couple weeks ago, Brandolino walked into the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Chicago and confessed that his investment empire was in fact a cheap and flimsy fraud.

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Posted on January 31, 2011

The Week in WTF

By David Rutter

1. Roger Ebert, WTF?
First things first. I love Roger Ebert. Always have; always will. Almost anything he says about a movie is more likely to be true than otherwise. And we are a more emaciated culture in his absence. Plus, I just like him.
But . . .
While I hope his reborn Ebert Presents at the Movies becomes a colossal TV hit and crowns his career triumphantly, the debut was a hard load to digest. It wasn’t hideous; just ungainly.

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Posted on January 28, 2011

A Legendary Favorite Returns: Leinie Limited

By The Leinenkugel Brewing Company

CHIPPEWA FALLS, Wis. – Craft beer enthusiasts are in for a surprise addition to the beer case this season with the return of longtime fan favorite, Leinenkugel’s Limited. First brewed in 1986, the Jacob Leinenkugel Brewing Company will reintroduce Leinenkugel’s Limited, the brewer’s first ever craft beer, for a limited time beginning Feb. 1.
Leinenkugel’s Limited, which receives numerous passionate fan requests daily via online and mail, was first introduced 25 years ago as a fall seasonal and became a year-round offering in 1990 in response to immense popularity. In 1995, Leinie Limited was re-named Northwoods Lager to more accurately reflect the brew’s year-round, “unlimited” availability. In hibernation since 2000, the beer was most recently offered for a short time in 2008.

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Posted on January 26, 2011

U.S. Gov: Learn The Signs Of Heart Attacks In Women

By The Federal Citizen Information Center

When you think of someone having a heart attack, you might picture a middle-aged man rubbing his arm and then clutching his chest, gasping in pain. But women suffering heart attacks generally don’t exhibit those same symptoms.
Because February is American Heart Month, take some time to learn the signs of heart attacks in women as well as what you can do to prevent them with these tips from the Federal Citizen Information Center.

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Posted on January 25, 2011

20 Tweets: Jay Cutler’s Girlfriend

From The Beachwood Tweet Deck

Woot woot.
1. Raffle to win trip to NFC Championship game ends tomorrow at noon! Tix only $2, proceeds benefit Jay Cutler Foundation. http://bit.ly/ikg85X 19 Jan
2. just found the site with the best 1-day deals, LivingSocial… check ’em out -> http://jol.ly/0BPI RT if you love a great deal. #ad 19 Jan
3. Here is one more page from the Elle Magazine shoot @ellemagazine http://plixi.com/p/70878562 18 Jan
4. http://plixi.com/p/70878290 Hey everyone check out Feb. 2011 issue of Elle Magazine! I did a fun photo shoot with … http://tmi.me/5DION18 Jan
5. Thank u! RT @kardash17: @kristincav kristin I lovee you please reply ! 18 Jan

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Posted on January 24, 2011

The Week in WTF

By David Rutter
1. College, WTF?

Some scientific studies are mildly amusing and others provide an unlimited bounty of amazed WTFs. This one is a keeper:
Forty-three percent of collegians apparently learn nothing in their first two years of higher education and only marginally more thereafter.
As Bluto Blutarsky infamously lamented: “Seven years of college down the drain.”

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Posted on January 21, 2011

I Am A Security Guard: We’re Here, We’re Queer

By Jerome Haller

On a recent Sunday night, I got a reminder about an unexpected benefit of my job.
There was a lull in activity. A rush of shoppers had ended. Some employees left for the evening.
I stood at my post near the registers. The Head Guard hung nearby. Two cashiers I’ll call Raquel and Mary relaxed after ringing sales. Raquel has a curvy build. Marisa, the youngest cashier, combines a deadpan sense of humor with a steely gaze.
We chatted. Somehow our conversation turned to homosexuality.
“If I was like that, I would kill myself,” the Head Guard said.

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Posted on January 20, 2011

I Am A Security Guard: Ode To The Nice Cashier

By Jerome Haller

I walked into the store after two days off. A young cashier leaned on the counter with a smirk on her face. That meant she had some hot gossip.
“Did you hear what happen?” she asked.
“No,” I replied.
She then told me the Cool Assistant Manager had suspended the Nice Cashier following an argument. The news surprised me. The Nice Cashier is one of the kindest and most professional people at the store.
Later that night, the Cool Cashier told me the full story. A customer had tried to use an expired coupon. The Nice Cashier said no. The Cool Assistant Manager overruled her. The Nice Cashier thought the manager should have backed her up. She called him an asshole.

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Posted on January 17, 2011

The Week in WTF

By David Rutter

1. Bears Fans, WTF?
After waiting for years for another legit Super Bowl contender (and the Bears are because of their defense) how lovey-dovey with the team are Chicagoans? Well, how hard will it be to get a ticket for Sunday’s home playoff game with the Seahawks?
As of Thursday at 7 p.m., there were 1,522 tickets available on Stubhub! alone.

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Posted on January 14, 2011

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