By The Beachwood Multi Tool Fishing Affairs Desk

Any editorial comment or mention that you may give this press release would be greatly appreciated.
INTRODUCING THE DESIRED DEPTH FISHER FISHING SYSTEM
NEW HAMPSHIRE MAN INVENTS ENVIRONMENT FRIENDLY TIME-SAVING FISHING GEAR
CORNISH, NH – Whether fishing from shorelines of fresh or salt-water or trolling lakes and rivers the Desired Depth Fisher Multi-Tool Fishing System brings new meaning to fishing all the while helping to reduce fish line pollution. The design greatly reduces the loss of yards and yards of fish line compared to traditional fishing methods, when snagged. Only the loss of a short line to the hook or sinker results in lost line when snagged, which is not a common occurrence. Furthermore, the recovery time from a lost hook or sinker is roughly fifteen to thirty seconds. The D.D. Fisher Fishing System is the only product that addresses fish line pollution, directly benefiting our environment and waterways.

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Posted on December 8, 2008

By Stephanie B  Goldberg

1. RIP, Bratz. I, for one, am going to miss all four of these anime-eyed Pussycat Dolls that inspired their very own American Psychological Association Task Force to investigate their effects on young girls.
And who can forget Bratz: The Movie, with Jon Voight’s Oscar-worthy performance as Principal Dimly? Or those killjoys,
the National Child’s Labor Committee, who claim that Bratz are manufactured in a Chinese sweatshop where women work a 94.5 hour work for $.52 an hour. And perky little Karaoke Jade Bratz, who dropped something that sounded a lot like the F-bomb*, to the consternation of parents everywhere. Next: Little Miss Trailer Trash.

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Posted on December 5, 2008

By The Special Guests Publicity Service

ANGRY GAMERS SET SIGHTS ON GROUP WARNING OF CONTENT
Mutual Fund Company Claiming Video Games Are Too Violent Besieged By Hateful Emails And Calls From Gamers
A mutual fund company named The Timothy Plan has found itself the target of angry gamers after doing extensive research on the level of violence found in video games expected to be in high demand this Christmas. Since releasing a matrix that ranks each game based on violent and sexual content, the group has received countless hateful e-mails and phone calls.

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Posted on December 4, 2008

By Scott Buckner

Really, there’s no Christmas gift worse than a shirt. Nothing says you don’t have an original thought in your head like giving one, and nothing says your girlfriend or wife is ready to dump you like getting one. Little plastic reindeers that poop whatever little candies you’ve loaded into them when you tug on their tail won’t really endear you to anyone either, so in the spirit of Cyber Monday marking the official start of the online Christmas shopping season today, I’ve found some inexpensive gift suggestions for anyone with the ridiculous notion that nothing says you care like a lumberjack flannel from Kohl’s.
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Item: Weener Kleener Soap
Price: $6.95, from Baron Bob
Why: Because no man’s sausage can be clean enough. This also proves that anyone with a bright idea can still make it in America. You’d think the folks at Irish Spring – with millions of R&D dollars at their disposal – would have come up with stimulating personal hygiene for under seven bucks by inventing a round bar of soap with a hole in the middle a long time ago. But they didn’t.

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Posted on December 1, 2008