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The Dane of Hollywood

By Marilyn Ferdinand

Some people see Shakespeare’s monumental tragedy Hamlet as the triumph of old age and treachery over youthful idealism, others as lurid court intrigue, and still others as an overlong play they were forced to read and never want to think about again. For the dedicated performers of The Commons Theatre, this classic drama from around 1601 seemed like another type of classic – a film noir. Twenty-five years ago, Commons members Mike Nowak, Kathleen Thompson, and Paul H. Thompson worked with now-legendary Chicago actor/director Mike Nussbaum (known more widely around the world as Gentle Rosenburg the Arquillian Jeweler in the hit film Men in Black) to produce Dashiell Hamlet: A Classic Mystery . Nussbaum directed and Nowak played Nat Hamill, the adaptation’s Hamlet.
Sadly, The Commons, a theatre company I loved and patronized frequently, is no more. But Chicago treasure City Lit Theatre, in keeping with its focus on literature on stage, decided to revive Dashiell Hamlet. They were fortunate to get Nussbaum back to direct and Nowak to appear, this time in a role more fitting to his current age – Ralph (Claudius), Nat’s uncle.

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Posted on September 26, 2008

The Five Dumbest Ideas of The Week

By Stephanie B  Goldberg

1. Out of concern for the current economic crisis, John McCain has announced he will suspend the use of a $5,000-a-crack makeup artist for tonight’s debate. Meanwhile, Sarah Palin is prepping for her face-off against Joe Biden by watching tape of one of the all-time greats.
2. Gwyneth Paltrow inspired millions of women to hate her this week when she unveiled her website, Goop, which extols the joys of domesticity. Frankly, we much prefer Melanie Griffith’s site, which features helpful tips on how to beat a Vicodin habit.

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Posted on September 26, 2008

At the Apple Store

By The Beachwood Apple Affairs Desk

On Michigan Avenue.
1. Chicago Apple Store

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Posted on September 22, 2008

The Five Dumbest Ideas of The Week

By Stephanie B  Goldberg

1. Even though the Dow is shakier than an oil platform in Galveston, some intrepid eBayer has managed to scrape together more than $12,000 to bid on a piece of toast that purports to bear Sarah Palin’s likeness. I guess if you can’t find these it’s the next best thing.
2. Inspired by the Australian bank robber whose heist set off a pink dye bomb, we’re thinking pink these days. As in pink sleeping pills that are just for girls. Or cute pink telephones. Or the pink slips which are so popular these days.

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Posted on September 19, 2008

The Lawn Mower Goodness of John Deere

By J D  Power

John Deere Ranks Highest in Customer Satisfaction with Lawn Mowers in Inaugural Study
WESTLAKE VILLAGE, Calif. – John Deere ranks highest in satisfying customers with walk-behind lawn mowers, according to the J.D. Power and Associates 2008 Walk-Behind Lawn Mower Study.
The inaugural study measures customer satisfaction with walk-behind lawn mowers by examining four key factors (listed in order of importance): performance (including engine power, ease of starting and cutting effectiveness); maintenance (including durability and routine maintenance demands); warranty and price. The study is designed to provide information that helps customers with purchase decisions, as well as to assist lawn mower manufacturers in their efforts to improve customer satisfaction.

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Posted on September 17, 2008

Our Kind of Supercollider

By The Beachwood Black Hole Affairs Desk

1. “Three hundred feet below the outskirts of Geneva lies part of a 17-mile-long tubular track, circling its way across the French border and back again, whose interior is so pristine and whose nearly 10,000 surrounding magnets so frigid, that it’s one of the emptiest and coldest regions of space in the solar system,” Brian Greene writes in the New York Times.
It’s the Large Hadron Collider, the world’s largest particle accelerator that was turned on last week and – according to Wikipedia – may answer questions such as:
* Is the Higgs mechanism for generating elementary particle masses in the Standard Model indeed realised in nature?
* Are electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force and the weak nuclear force just different manifestations of a single unified force, as predicted by various Grand Unification Theories?
* Why is gravity so many orders of magnitude weaker than the other three fundamental forces?
We here at Beachwood Labs have determined that if the LHC’s proton beams collide in just the right way, we’ll find the answers to these questions too:

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Posted on September 15, 2008

The Five Dumbest Ideas of The Week

By Stephanie B  Goldberg

1. We wonder if back in 1978 when Bruce Springsteen was penning “Badlands” he realized that, in 30 years hence, his tribute to the desperation of the working class would be used by a right-wing morning show to signal a commercial break. Paging Heart and Van Halen!
2. So I’ve got this great idea for a porno film – it’s called Department of the Interior. It features a party-hearty group of aging frat boys and skanks who drink and snort everything in sight, pocket freebies from oil company personnel – when not sexually servicing them – and supplement their income by selling sex toys. Oh wait, it’s already been done.

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Posted on September 12, 2008

Happy Birthday, Gov Gab!

By The U S  Government

Feliz cumpleanos! Herzlichen Gluckwunsch zum Geburstag! Bonne Anniversaire! Happy birthday to Gov Gab, your U.S. government blog (www.govgab.gov)! No matter how you say it, birthdays call for celebrating, and you are cordially invited to join in on the week-long celebration from September 22-26.
How quickly they grow up – Gov Gab is turning one and has a year’s worth of entries, all focused on how you can make your daily life easier with helpful, perhaps little-known, government information.

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Posted on September 12, 2008

Chicagoetry: Five Boys On A Golf Course

By J.J. Tindall

FIVE BOYS ON A GOLF COURSE
for CDR Dan F. Shanower, USN
Feb. 2, 1960-Sep. 11, 2001

Me Speed and Dan
were in the middle
of the first nine
At Springbrook Golf Course,
Naperville, Illinois, 1977.
We
Sucked. We just wanted
to be together.
Speedy and Dan were
the first new friends
I made in high school, dorks
in the Awkward Age, coming
together from differing
junior highs,
House of Saints and Sinners.

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Posted on September 11, 2008

Meeting Up Now

By The Beachwood Meetup Affairs Desk

The newest Chicagoland Meetups.

FreeSeminarsThis Week.com
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Chicago C# Meetup Group
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Downers Grove Stay At Home Moms for Obama
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Chicago Media-Marketing & Advertising Meetup Group
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Divine Divas

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Posted on September 10, 2008

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