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What I Watched Last Night

By Scott Buckner
Olympic closing ceremonies vs. The Marriage Ref.

Posted on March 1, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: Berserk!

By Scott Buckner
Had the hairdo been cinched any tighter, her skull would have burst through its skin.

Posted on February 16, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: Kitchen Nightmares

By Scott Buckner
The crown jewel, Ramsay proudly announces, is that the raw bar has become a milkshake bar!

Posted on February 4, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: Conan As Jesus

By Pat Bataillon
Wandering in the land of Leno.

Posted on January 22, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: The Last Picture Show

Christ, even the town's make-out lake is a desolate mud flat.

Posted on December 17, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

I'm not hard to entertain, but c'mon - Ray Liotta making a pie?

Posted on September 11, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

If The Bachelor is any guide, nobody's going to be living happily ever after.

Posted on July 30, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

I'm not saying I'm brighter than the average street criminal, but there are 12 very important Lessons For Dummies I've learned from watching Cops that I'll forever carry with me.

Posted on July 28, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

The best gasket-blowin' meat-throwin' trash can kickin' bitch-slappin' verbal abuse on TV.

Posted on July 24, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

In the whole history of Cheaters, I've never seen anything more remarkable than Tanina being caught in mid-swing of her riding crop and Joe in the unenviable position of being handcuffed and wearing a leather hood.

Posted on July 13, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

People really ain't that stupid if you just quit giving them shit to get stupid on.

Posted on July 1, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Bungle In The Jungle

Honorable mention to the guy who stuck a huge meat hook and a boat anchor through his nose and then power-drilled his nostril.

Posted on June 26, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Patti Blago

Rollin' down the river.

Posted on June 2, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Vortex 2

So with that I decided that while they're watching for tornadoes, somebody should be watching them.

Posted on May 14, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Jockeys Joke

By Thomas Chambers
Jockeys jumps the shark, the gate, and the facts.

Posted on March 20, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Jockeys Gets Sudsy

By Thomas Chambers
The best scene of the series didn't include any of our jockeys or their sordid stories.

Posted on March 13, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Universal Sports And The Digital Conversion

By Scott Buckner
A welcome development for anyone with a lot of useless UHF channels because you don't speak Spanish or Korean.

Posted on March 2, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Jockeys

Jimmy the Hat does have nice hats. Plus, the brat of the pack and what happens when you ride together and sleep together.

Posted on February 25, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Burris Blather

By Steve Rhodes
A message massager tries to rescue Roland.

Posted on February 20, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Mystery Raoul Theater

By Steve Rhodes
The lameness of Kwame Raoul, Obama's replacement in the state senate.

Posted on February 18, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: More Mystery Burris Theater

By Steve Rhodes
A Chicago Tonight panel leaves us wondering if two out of three ain't bad.

Posted on February 17, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Mystery Maher Theater

By Steve Rhodes
Obama, Bush, Octopussy, pot and Froot Loops.

Posted on February 13, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Blago

By Steve Rhodes
Blago's TV tour continues - and it's the media who ought to be ashamed.

Posted on January 28, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Blago on Larry King

By Steve Rhodes
Blago: They're all in on it.

Posted on January 27, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Inauguration Edition

By Scott Buckner
Proceedings that bring to mind Chief Dan George, Dustin Hoffman, John Lennon, Forrest Gump, Wilma Flintstone, Ricardo Montalban, and Oprah.

Posted on January 21, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Lisa Madigan's Press Conference

By Scott Buckner
Tips for Lisa Madigan - and Pat Quinn.

Posted on December 15, 2008

What I Watched Last Night: Svengoolie

By Scott Buckner
And to think we still wonder why the American movie-going public was so ready for Freddie Krueger.

Posted on December 12, 2008

What I Watched Last Night: Cutlery Corner

By Scott Buckner
Given the circumstances, a $49.95 Ninja Samurai sword is quite reasonable.

Posted on December 11, 2008

What I Watched Last Night: The Secret Millionaire / Part 2

By Scott Buckner
For chrissakes, what's rich-people reality TV coming to these days?

Posted on December 8, 2008

What I Watched Last Night: The Secret Millionaire / Part 1

By Scott Buckner
Aw, hell. You know damn well it's going to be pretty good TV.

Posted on December 5, 2008

MUSIC - Playlist: Like A Cloud.
TV - Undercover Boss at Arlington.
POLITICS - Grading Daley.
SPORTS - Beachwood Brackets!

BOOKS - The Moral Underground.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - A twisted tale of brotherly love.

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