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Why Oprah Prefers L.A.

By The Beachwood Harpo Affairs Desk

Oprah Winfrey reportedly is considering a move to Los Angeles. Here's why.

* Sunshine is supposedly slimming.

* Really angry about parking meters.

* Persuaded by those California commercials.

* Wants to be closer to the Laurel Canyon diet.

* Angel Network told her to.

* Can't take another winter from the backseat of her limo.

* Vibes here have gotten really bad.

* Wants to live somewhere that has an Olympic stadium.

* Falling out with Obamas; wants to move as far away from them as possible.

* Bid for the Cubs fell through.

* Finally giving up on Stedman Graham.

* Angels told her to.

* Angling for role on The Hills.

* The New Age is a lot newer there.

* More gurus to choose from.

* Bribing building inspectors less expensive.

* Wants to buy the Los Angeles Angels.

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Posted on November 10, 2009


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