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What I Watched Last Night
By Pat Bataillon
I watched The Hills on MTV last night because the Cubs game was rained out. Amazing how the Cubs can disappoint me even when they don't play. I would rather have a medieval doctor perform a bloodletting on me than watch that show.
Bloodletting was a medical process whereby a patient would allow a doctor to cut them open and let their blood spill out until they were healed. Brilliant. But compared to watching The Hills, a bloodletting would have been akin to eating free ice cream in a puppy store.
It was the season finale last night, and it was terrible. For those of you that are vaguely familiar with the show, Lauren stayed with Jason instead of going to Paris. I'd really prefer not to spend any more time and energy on this pain-inducing excuse for televised entertainment.
Watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia tonight on FX at 9. It is not for the easily offended, but it won't let you down. I promise.
Posted on August 3, 2006
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