What I Watched Last Night

While it's not busy covering Gene Simmons' facelift (which apparently has had some dire consequences, judging from the previews for this Sunday's installment of Family Jewels), A&E joins the new cable season with Sons of Hollywood. This program covers the daily lives of housemates Sean Stewart (son of singer Rod), Randy Spelling (son of TV producer Aaron), and David Weintraub (son of, uh, nobody famous).

Summarizing Wednesday's episode, which featured Sean Stewart, was easy - hence why this column will be the shortest I'll probably ever do. "Hi. I'm Sean Stewart. I have no job to speak of and I don't even look like my dad or anything. But I have plenty of tattoos and long hair and friends who look worse than me in the morning after a night of drinking. Oh yeah, I have a boatload of money; wanna fuck me?"

For some odd reason, I think that'll pretty much sum up all of 'em.