The Next Jersey Shore

According to sources close to the Beachwood, the following pitches were recently made to the following channels.

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Death Rattle - A&E
Spend 24 hours in America's deadliest hospice.

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Look at My Dick - Spike
Fucking Look At It.

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Celebrity Cameltoe - E!
Special Oscar Preview.

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Douchebags - MTV
The Boys totally party with some sluts.

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Sluts - MTV
The Girls totally party with some Douchebags.

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Celebrity Nutsack - CNN
Hosted by Larry King.

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Possibly, Maybe, Could Be, Dontcha Think, It's Dangerous - Discovery
Some Blue Collar Guys are edited to look like they might get hurt, but really, nothing ever happens.

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Dead White Girls - WE
They're photogenic and dead.

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Possibly, Maybe, Could Be, Doesn't It Look Like, It's Dangerous? - History Channel
Some Blue Collar Guys are edited to look like they might get hurt, but really, nothing ever happens.

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You Ig-nant - PBS
High School Quiz Show.

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That's What You Get - CBN
Pat Robertson looks at the news.

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Hot Naked Chicks - Spike, MTV, E!
Straight to the point.

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Addicted to Dr. Drew - VH-1
Get your fix.

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