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Saving Charlie Sheen

"Charlie Sheen's Character On Two And A Half Men To Be Killed Off."

We can do better than that:

* Send him to the same jail where the Seinfeld cast remains locked up.

* Have him wake up next to Bob Newhart; it was all a bad dream.

* Send him to Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew.

* Have him get called up by the Indians

* Have him wake up next to Hawkeye Pierce; Trapper John didn't go home after all.

* Kill him, but let him reappear in Weekend at Charlie's.

* Give him a spinoff: Half a Man.

* Have him wake up next to Roseanne Barr; it was all a fanciful dream.

* Have the Cubs call him up - for real.

* CSI: Charlie Sheen Investigates.

* Marry him off - to Demi Moore.


Comments welcome.


Posted on July 10, 2011

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