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By The Beachwood Alternate Sitcom Universe Affairs Desk

If Rahm ran Seinfeld.

* "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Fucktine."

* "You know how to take the fucking reservation, you just don't know how to hold the fucking reservation."

* "You're an anti-fuckite."

* "No, I can't spare a fucking square."

* "Fuck you, Newman."

* "Why don't you just tell me what fucking movie you want to see?"

* "For I am Costanza, lord of the fucking idiots."

* "Yada, yada, yada, I fucked him over. Fuck him."

* "These fucking pretzels are making me fucking thirsty."

* "That is one magic fucking loogie."

- Tim Willette, Steve Rhodes

Posted on February 27, 2015

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