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Exclusive! Rahm's New TV Gig

"Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel may finally get paid for a job he's been doing for free for years: offering opinions on national politics," the Daily Beast reports.

"Emanuel announced in September that he wouldn't seek reelection as mayor and has since been largely mum about his post-mayoral plans. But he has attended meetings in New York with top executives at MSNBC and CNN in recent weeks, and discussed a potential future as a cable news pundit, according to several sources familiar with the conversations."

The Beachwood has learned the following shows are under consideration:

* America's Most Buried Videos.

Each week Rahm lectures you on why you don't get to see them.

* Rahmfeld.

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Fucktine."

* The New Family Feud.

Every week Rahm and his brothers take on an opposing family. Week 1: The Daleys.

* To Catch A Predator.

"Didn't you really come here to close some schools today?"

* Bullshit!

A new take on the old Penn & Teller show where Rahm, only in this case Rahm tries to fool the press corps every week.

* Friends - With Benefits.

A new take on the old comedy series featuring Rahm and his five best rich friends living together in City Hall and dividing up the spoils.

* SpongeRahm SquareDance.

Getting back to his roots.

* Fuck Your Enthusiasm.

Rahm plays a lightly fictionalized version of himself in semi-retirement.

* The New Jeopardy!

Answer in the form of a fuck-you.

* That '70s Rahm.

A nostalgic comedy set in the time when Rahm was a carefree bully on the mean streets of Wilmette.

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