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Dog vs. Kat

By The Beachwood Tattoo Affairs Desk

Compare and contrast.

Dog: A bounty hunter.

Kat: Tattoos fugitives.

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Dog: Long, unkept hair that makes him look like a joke.

Kat: Long, unkempt hair that makes her look hot.

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Dog: Married to a woman whose boobs are six times too big.

Kat: Dated Nikki Sixx.

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Dog: Previous life as a criminal.

Kat: Previous life as a criminal wannabe.

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Dog: It's Honolulu, babe, it's a crazy town.

Kat: It's L.A., babe, it's a crazy town.

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Dog: Warns clients to keep their noses clean.

Kat: Warns employees to keep their workstations clean.

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Dog: Used to be a bad-ass.

Kat: Wants to be a bad-ass.

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Dog: Works in the bail bonds business.

Kat: Works in the male-bonding business.

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Dog: Melodramatic posing and skilled editing make for relatively harmless reality TV.

Kat: Melodramatic posing and skilled editing make for relatively harmless reality TV.

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Posted on September 29, 2009


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