A Guide To The Baldwins

By Steve Rhodes

I know I was confused when Daniel Baldwin walked into the jungle to join brother Stephen in a big surprise on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, and I'm guessing others were too. Which brother was Daniel? The same one who bolted Celebrity Rehab? Wasn't that one of the others? Aren't there, like, 12 of them?

Let's take a look.

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Alec: We all know who he is. The mother Baldwin. Let's move on.

Daniel: Indeed, he was the royal ass on Celebrity Rehab. My favorite Baldwin moment on that show was his faux earnest proclamation after he was caught being a douche that the show was "no longer conducive to my sobriety. Period!"

Still, it was unfair that he was voted off the show when arch-nemesis Janice Dickinson was caught on camera stealing a granola bar and urinating in camp and denying both. I guess America wanted to watch the train wreck instead of reward the meritorious.

Billy: Starred as Robert Chambers in the made-for-TV movie The Preppie Murder. Married to Chynna Phillips. Has his own website.

Stephen: Fantastic in The Usual Suspects. His next role was in Bio-Dome. Not a smart man.

The Baldwin Brothers: A Chicago-based electronica duo.